Author Topic: Last Post Contest (Read 495755 times)

Talie · « **Reply #1965 on:** May 26, 2009, 11:13:14 AM »

Man, that was almost as boring as elves in cowboy boots.

Dengar · « **Reply #1966 on:** May 26, 2009, 01:31:20 PM »

What about Stewie?

"Every hot girl who can aim a camera thinks she's a photographer.
Oooooooh, you took a black-and-white
picture of a lawn chair
and its shadow and developed it at Save-On.
You must be so brooding and deep."

Tails1879_ · « **Reply #1967 on:** May 26, 2009, 07:43:37 PM »

Quote from: "Talie"

Man, that was almost as boring as elves in cowboy boots.

Remind me to not describe Ari's second outfit in that case. >.>

Shiny win!

Linna Vot · « **Reply #1968 on:** May 26, 2009, 09:54:31 PM »

if it has rhinestones, you're fired.

Tails1879_ · « **Reply #1969 on:** May 26, 2009, 11:10:46 PM »

Quote from: "Linna Vot"

if it has rhinestones, you're fired.

Fired from what? O.o

NWoutcast · « **Reply #1970 on:** May 27, 2009, 03:46:46 AM »

The business of life.

Sakes · « **Reply #1971 on:** August 27, 2009, 05:45:53 PM »

I win.

theMannequin · « **Reply #1972 on:** August 27, 2009, 07:10:22 PM »

Here's your prize...

...oh wait, gimme that back.

Dengar · « **Reply #1973 on:** September 17, 2009, 06:48:07 PM »

Now, I want you to remember . . .that no bastard ever won a war. . .
. . .by dying for his country.
He won it. . .
. . .by making the other poor dumb
bastard die for his country.
Men. . . all this stuff you've heard about America not wanting to fight. . .
. . .wanting to stay out of the war. . .
. . .is a lot of horse dung.
Americans. . . traditionally love to fight.
All real Americans love the sting of battle.
When you were kids. . .
. . .you all admired the champion marble shooter. . .
. . .the fastest runner, big-league ball players, the toughest boxers.
Americans love a winner. . . and will not tolerate a loser.
Americans play to win all the time.
I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed.
That's why Americans have never lost
and will never lose a war. . .
. . .because the very thought of losing. . . is hateful to Americans.

Now. . . an army is a team.
It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team.
This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap.
The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality. . .
. . .for the Saturday Evening Post...
. . .don't know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating.
Now we have the finest food and equipment. . .
. . .the best spirit. . .
. . .and the best men in the world.

You know. . . by God, I actually pity those poor
bastards we're going up against. By God, I do.
We're not just going to shoot the bastards. . .
. . .we're going to cut out their living guts. . .
. . .and use them to grease the treads of our tanks.
We're going to murder those lousy Hun bastards by the bushel.

Now. . . some of you boys I know are wondering. . .
. . .whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it.
I can assure you. . .
. . .that you will all do your duty.
The Nazis. . . are the enemy.
Wade into them!
Spill their blood!
Shoot them in the belly!
When you put your hand. . . into a bunch of goo . . .that a moment before was your best friend's face. . .
. . .you'll know what to do.

There's another thing I want you to remember.
I don't want to get any messages saying we are "holding our position. "
We're not "holding" anything.
Let the Hun do that.
We're advancing constantly. We're not interested in holding on to anything. . .
. . .except the enemy.
We're going to hold on to him
by the nose and kick him in the ass.
We're going to kick the hell
out of him all the time. . .
. . .and we're going to go through him
like crap through a goose!

Now. . .
. . .there's one thing. . .
. . .that you men will be able to say when you get back home.
And you may thank God for it.
Thirty years from now when you're sitting around your fireside. . .
. . .with your grandson on your knee. . .
. . .and he asks you: "What did you do in the great World War ll?"
You won't have to say: "Well. . . I shovelled shit in Louisiana. "

All right, now, you sons of bitches. . .
. . .you know how I feel.
I will be proud. . .
. . .to lead you wonderful guys
into battle anytime. . .
. . .anywhere.

That's all.

General George S. Patton

Zodiac · « **Reply #1974 on:** September 19, 2009, 12:55:14 AM »

So how long has this been going on for?

Who set it up? Sakes?

Jocularity · « **Reply #1975 on:** September 19, 2009, 01:56:01 AM »

*Unravels historical Scroll and puts on reading Monocle*

On Sunday, January 22, 2006, 11:02 am, the artists and historians gathered to witness Sakes chisel the beginning of the Last post contest into a stone tablet.

Azurite · « **Reply #1976 on:** October 15, 2009, 04:53:27 PM »

I won this thing ages ago.

Jocularity · « **Reply #1977 on:** October 18, 2009, 03:41:25 AM »

I wish the word association thread worked by the same rules. If that were the case, i'd have won it back in july >.>

theMannequin · « **Reply #1978 on:** October 18, 2009, 10:38:23 PM »

Oh really?

Jocularity · « **Reply #1979 on:** February 03, 2010, 04:55:11 AM »

*Win*