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The last person to respond to this thread wins.
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only the last person to resond, come is that fair, *pouts*. it should be the first *smiles*
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AGAIN
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of course again what are you thinking man! did you expect anythinig less from Sakes. you should know this by now outcast.
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This thread is becoming annoying.
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becoming?
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Aye, think it is past the becoming stage
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Meh, all you need to do is to think of it as a little cute bunny with large eyes, everytime someone pets it, it wont be slaughtered in a inhuman way. :twisted:
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1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
5. Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Chuck Norris loves you.
6. Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
7. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
8. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
9. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
10. Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.
11. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
12. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
13. Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people
14. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
15. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
16. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
17. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
18. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
19.When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.
20. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
21. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
22. When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
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Jet Li > Chuck Norris
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ok lemme put it this way sakes lied! this thread will never close and we won't anything...we are all just suckers to his evil plot to make us addicted to this thread... i will still post because i'm a sucker just like everyone else
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bow befote the subliminal power of Sakes! *bows*
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i bow for no one *looks around for Cos* and i mean NO ONE!
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uh huh, and what was that you had on msn, i believe it was Cosmic's Young Apprentice. *gives a evil grin* :twisted: its hard to hide stuff from your room mate buddy. *evil laughter and rubbing of hands together*
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If i wake up and you doing anything at all, anywhere near me. Ill just have to kill you. :twisted:
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not if i get to you first good buddy! *still grinning evily* nah, i couldnt kill ya, b/c then i wouldnt have anyone around to keep me going into insanity as easily as you can! :D
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I will corrupt the youth of America, one little preacher son at a time. :twisted:
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what can i say, im easily taken by the things i enjoy most
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1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
5. Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Chuck Norris loves you.
6. Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
7. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
8. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
9. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
10. Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.
11. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
12. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
13. Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people
14. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
15. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
16. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
17. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
18. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
19.When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.
20. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
21. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
22. When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there is no sign of life there.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
- To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
- Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live
- A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
- Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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So what is it that we are supposed to win by posting here?
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i dont think anyone knows.
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A night of hot passionate sex with Sakes
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Thats why you actually post on this one Cale! KNEW IT!
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We all did :twisted:
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AH MAN! now i have to win!
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I KNEW IT, I JUST KNEW IT. If i find you near me when im sleeping now, youll lose valuables. :shock:
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oh shut up you know you would love to have a chance with me Outcast. :D
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:shock:
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Not even, torin is were its at. :D
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arent my bitches great *points to OCC and Outcast*
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I don't care if your a mother, your going to fight me for them.
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*hands Outcast her son, pulls off the soccer mom gear, goes all goth* bring it on bitch! :twisted:
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ohhhhh! this is getting good. *sits back and watches fight take place* what do you think Outcast?
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*Checks size of Avatar*
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*grabs popcorn*
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Pfft, Soccer mum? - phear my irishness. ::cracks knuckles::
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*watches Torin crack his knuckles, then waits patiently for Zodiac's next reponse*
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http://www.youtube.com/w/Young-Chuck-Norris---SNL?v=NBSpNPzVsMM
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and what is that Shades?
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*pulls out a bottle of irish whiskey and hands it to torin* starkle starkle little twink go ahead have a another drink *grins knowing that she can talk trash about the irish cuz she is 90% one herself* they are my bitches...you can't have them because i own them *holds up collars for them each with a name plate and on the back stating return to address* mine!!!!
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*shows off his collar with pride*
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Arnold Schwarzenegger destroyed the periodic table, because Arnold Schwarzenegger only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Ooh Ooh! I was there when you made that Emma sign out of blankets in the ooc! *points to little dot in the corner* that's me!!
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Vild!! Associate words with me!!!
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Muffin vs. cupcake..
Muffin PWNS!
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Apparently putting just the number 3, doesn't constitute a message.
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awww, the numbers dont count anymore? whats up with that? id like to just go and put 1787 somewhere on here :lol:
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Yay off to karaoke meeting up with a friend I haven't hung out with since Jr. High! Aiee what should I wear???
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have fun with the Karaoke and im sure you'll find the right thing to wear. :D
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http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_id=kKGxaol4qws&eurl=&iurl=http%3A//static13.youtube.com/get_still.php%3Fvideo_id%3DkKGxaol4qws%A8
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do i have to click on that to find out what it is or can someone tell me?
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yeah torin now what...can't beat me now since they gots collars! beeyotch!
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I dont understand, how many damn spam threads are there? stick to one and dont invade to all threads out there ? -_-
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do i have to click on that to find out what it is or can someone tell me?
Its a naked pictorial of all the LOTN players *nod nod*
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! !
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! !
Dont look so surprised Rav.. you were the featured dancer!
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now im deffinitely not clicking on it *plays it cool* 8)
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=/ I dont remeber signing up for that.
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of course not 8)
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*feels like an idiot* Huh?
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*feels like and idiot*
Hmmmm..... what else is new *thin smile appears on his face*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_j8RjlWN-A&search=Young%20chuck%20norris
That is all.
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no chuck norris nooooooo! :roll:
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i win
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i win
You lose. I win ~now~
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*smacks tails back to second*piss off this spot is mine!
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you know what you two? I WIN! ha ha ha
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*smacks tails back to second*piss off this spot is mine!
-stealifies-
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tails get over it i beat you both :P *raspberry*
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tails get over it i beat you both :P *raspberry*
-tackles, taking back first-
NYU! MEIN! -waves a cookie- I give if you stay out of first~
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!!
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(http://www.flp.com/films/six-string_samurai/pix/6ss4.jpg)
Last night Jesus called me on the phone, I was surprised this morning… He called ahead, and he said… Why don’t we do some boogie boogie?
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411 j00|2 8453 4|23 8310|\|@ 70 |\/|3
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(http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/3353/magevshunter9kb.jpg)
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Oscer, my base doesn't belong to anyone... not even me.
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(http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/3353/magevshunter9kb.jpg)
Why does this pic remind me of Roy, of Siegfried and Roy?
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(http://www.isle.px.pl/_portrety/Black_Isle/BG2/Minsc.jpg)
My hamster wishes a word with you. Be wary, he bites.
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Oscer, my base doesn't belong to anyone... not even me.
You have proven your self to be 1337, or perhaps you have intirely to much time on your hands. Either way, my aproval couldent be higher.
And goss... YUS. Though everyone knows its the twinked out rogue who truely slays the squishies. (20-29 bracket firiey weapons rogues = death to all casters)
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BOO!!!!!! OMG I LOVE THAT HAMPSTER HE IS THE ONLY REASON I ACTUALLY PLAYED THAT GAME OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN and then i discovered nwn and lotn
*is a mom and has no life*
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hahaha look at that i still have the last post and it's been 2 days
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HAHA! Bow before the might of Minsc ... and Boo!
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And me!
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You cant forget about the OCC! oh yeah!
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I feel sorry for Boo. Minsc doesn't have a girlfriend, you know.
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umm... ?
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Arissas avatar reminds me of Pantera... or was it Chetarra? the chick on Thundercats.
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That'd be Cheetara. Thundercats ho!
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That'd be Cheetara. Thundercats ho!
Sword of Omens, give me sight beyound sight
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Thunder!
Thunder!
Thunder!
ThunderCats, HOOOOOOO!!![/color] (http://www.retrojunk.com/details_theme/8/)
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oh dear....i never watch that cartoon...it ninja turtles for me....
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KALABUNGA!!!!
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Cowabunga, dude.
Heroes in a half-shell, turtle power!
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My favorite Ninja Turle was Eowarion
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Yeah, if you were wondering, he wore the green coloured bandana stuff, and used uh... a baseball bat as his weapon. He was cut after the pilot.
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And replaced with Casey, a mask wearing hockey-stick toting guy who liked to beat up crooks.
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like Bebop and Rocksteady?
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No, like Matthew McConaughey!
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o.o
...never heard of him?
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Just downloaded a Chuck Norris comic. Has anyone ever watched those?
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http://lotn.info/forum/viewtopic.php?p=4021&sid=9efdcd57b453e87b0187d23f900875e1#4021
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Alright chums, lets DO THIS!
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYY-nnnnnnnnn-Jenkins!
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...
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'least I got chicken!
-flicks his tongue- :P
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Bannanas are yellow,
They are a fruit,
They taste kinda mellow,
And they make you toot,
If you see a bannana,
Just run if you can,
Cos bannanas are deadly,
When eaten with ham.
(Sponsered by P.A.B.H.S (People Against Bannana and Ham Sandwiches))
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Guess who just bought the Legacy of the Drow trilogy?
That and the Cleric Quintent, swoosh, now I got three whole trilogys to read with the Icewind Dale trilogy and get the Path of Darkness and I'll finish the whole R. A. Salvatore books !
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Meh.. Driz'zt ruined drow, as spiffy as a char as he is.
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Meh.. Driz'zt ruined drow, as spiffy as a char as he is.
-cough- Drizzt. I don't remember an apostrophe in there...
All ready have the listed trilogies purchased... But due to work and game time, I'm still half way through the Icewind Dale trilogy >.<
(Already read the Cleric Quintet and the Dark Elf Trilogy).
Aren't there the Hunter's Blades or something?
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Salvatore is overrated.
These days, I don't read much fantasy... but, from what I recall, few books - if any - ever really came close to those of Graham Edwards. Not only was the plot and setting different from the usual slew of Tolkien replicas, but he also used an amazing language. Not only did he depict landscapes, characters, events and feelings with astounding skill, but he managed to pass beyond the usually oh-so repetitive grinding of the same words and sentances over and over again which most fantasy authers tend to lapse into.
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http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=1523
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Looks like we've all given up on ever winning the prize. :cry:
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You did win! You joined our team!
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*skips and sings*
oh i wish i was a little bar of soap
oh i wish i was a little bar of soap
i'd be slippery and slimey
over everybody's hiney
oh i wish i was a little bar of soap
*bows and dodges thrown fruit*
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Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains Within the....
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The next person to post is a dirty mole molester!
(Bwahahaha! The victory shall be MINE!)
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*blinks*
OCS Pie.
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we should all be ashamed of ourselves....we are only doing this to get the prize of which none of know what it is....this makes us greedy and greedy is 1 of the seven deadly sins with out looking them up on line what are the other six....
i know them all like the seven dwarves
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I'm going to hell according to the Christian Religion anyways, so I can be as greedy as I want.
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sightless is a cutie and nighty is a hottie in ninja gear
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Of course I'm a cutie. And pirates are superior to ninajs sooo...
*Fires a cannon at Nighty* Yarr! Avast, ye scurvy scallawag! Ye'r gold doubloons shall be mine! Arr!
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*cheers* pwn him nighty!!!
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(http://www.heyram.150m.com/Downloads/Funny%20Pictures/Copy%20of%20MSSuicide.gif)
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Look out! He's using a broken picture to attack us!
*Counters with a broken bottle*
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ahhhhhhhhh *hides behind sightless* save me save me
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*Turns into a zombie for no reason at all!*
Graaar!
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*hacks his head off and tosses it at rav*here catch!
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*Scratches his stump... feels odd, then shambles off to capture Zodiac's baby and inserts him into the remnants of his throat until only the baby's head pokes out.*
*Is now a Baby-Headed Zombie!*
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Make sure to have the kid read this forum when he's older... like a photo album. :twisted:
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yeah really *steals her son back and throws the 11 wipe poopy diaper at sightless* beeyotch take that *aims baby who is now peeing at sightless*and that too
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i win!
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No you don't.
Quite clearly you're disqualified for having a forum name that starts with 'Z'. 'S' clearly comes before 'Z'.
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yus i do...but i'll share it with you
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Sharing is for those without rocket-rowered laser swords/boots.
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i'mma smack you with my lightsaber
*draws her double lightsaber and goes all darth maul on sightless*
-This message is approved by Tert-
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i'mma smack you with my lightsaber
*draws her double lightsaber and goes all darth maul on sightless*
-This message is approved by Tert-
I think you mean...
(http://www.forumspile.com/Misc-Remove_your_penis.jpg)
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i'mma smack you with my lightsaber
*draws her double lightsaber and goes all darth maul on sightless*
-This message is approved by Tert-
I think you mean...
(http://www.forumspile.com/Misc-Remove_your_penis.jpg)
I'm sooooo saving that pic... that's me :mrgreen:
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(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y281/unomas77/EmoFags1.jpg)
Heh.
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*Goes all Obi Wan on Zodiac and chops her in half, sending her falling down a really big hole*
Hahaha! I win!
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I'll be gone in a day or Twoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzCjeJu2Xks&search=Take%20one%20me)
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*Goes all Obi Wan on Zodiac and chops her in half, sending her falling down a really big hole*
Hahaha! I win!
-Goes all Darth Vader and stabs, making Obi Wan vanish in thin air-
Muahahah
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*smirks and reattches head*hey shades where ya going? *grabs duel lightsaber and commences to chop sightless into itty bity teeny tiny piece and mail them to his family one at a time* thank you tails *does the whole sailor moon peace sign thingy*
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*Weeeell... seeing as he's a ghost he can't exactly be physically harmed so... swats Zodiac with his ghost powers. And by "Ghost powers" I really mean "A levitating potted plant"*
Use da force, Luke! Blow dem suckas up so's I can have my revenge!
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(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/spider.gif)[/img]
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(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/spider.gif)
The truth is lame.
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(http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/3155/vegas4md.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
That one made me giggle, along with Zcore's one.
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(http://img.ircimages.com/ircimages/d/9/d91945566aad0cd2a5b0c6a1983870a2.gif)
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i need to find funny things to laugh at and share with people
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(http://www.xdesign.no/Conan_Kelly3.jpg)
"Save your bullying for the fools who fear you. I am no city-bred Nemedian to cringe before your hired dogs. I've killed better men than you for far less than this."
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Heh, here's a chav getting what he deserves. From the Towers of London no less. (Strong language warning and "violence" may offend some)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=C8E0ArRDyXs&search=towers%20london%20beer%20mate
I wonder if it was staged?
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i'm bored....
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so am i
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forget you both im at work
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STFU *sticks tongue out then duct tapes him to a matress*
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this is more like it...
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*dance*
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Mwhahahah... I'll be heading home in 11 minutes!! :twisted:
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Hahaha I am home
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i got 9 more months....
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*pokes frybox with a sick* can i send you a shovel and pail and bottle of water....then you can build a sand castle
*dances around*
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how long has this thing been going on and when will it end?
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forever and ever and ever....cause we are looooozors
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Pie.
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i like pie
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Pie is good, but "brownies" are where its at!
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(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c291/vimesyjames/akbartrap.jpg)
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as you have stated several time to me and my co rpers
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WOMAN! Get your post off my Sakes! Keep this up and ill harpoon your cracker ass!
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(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y167/pedrocabron/owned.jpg)
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(http://frankfrazetta.org/images/frank_frazetta_thebarbarian.jpg)
"Know, oh prince, that between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the gleaming cities, and the years of the rise of the Sons of Aryas, there was an Age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms lay spread across the world like blue mantles beneath the stars - Nemedia, Ophir, Brythunia, Hyperborea, Zamora with its dark-haired women and towers of spider-haunted mystery, Zingara with its chivalry, Koth that bordered on the pastoral lands of Shem, Stygia with its shadow-guarded tombs, Hyrkania whose riders wore steel and silk and gold. But the proudest kingdom of the world was Aquilonia, reigning supreme in the dreaming west. Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandalled feet."
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Ahhh Conan. The new dark horse conan comics are pretty good.
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(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/guest4/JAD.jpg)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/guest4/MeganAnderson.jpg)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/is-it-white-riot.jpg)
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Some of those were guest comics, right? ..right?
Oh, and it seems as if the law won ;)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzm5NUg-8Tc&search=rock%20and%20roll%20underground
Know it's all right.
To the lives saved by rock & roll.
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To go along with DS:
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/breakup(1).jpg)
:lol:
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o.O wow those were neat
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(http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/badnews0001.jpg)
(http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/kallnight0001.jpg)
Heheheh, I love those. :lol:
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Ohhhh, those of you who RP with Saline...might find this one funny:
(http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/kbeer0001.jpg)
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hehe too true
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(http://www.amrathelion.com/images/hyborian_big_map.jpg)
I remember...
The dark woods, masking slopes of somber hills;
The grey clouds' leaden everlasting arch;
The dusky streams that flowed without a sound.
And the lone winds that whispered down the passes.
Vista on vista marching, hills on hills,
Slope beyond slope, each dark with sullen trees,
Our gaunt land lay. So when a man climbed up
A rugged peak and gazed, his shaded eye
Saw but the endless vista-hill on hill,
Slope beyond slope, each hooded like its brothers.
It was a gloomy land that seemed to hold
All the winds and clouds and dreams that shun the sun,
With bare boughs rattling in the lonesome winds,
And the dark woodlands brooding over all,
Not even lightened by the rare dim sun
Which made squat shadows out of men; they called it
Cimmeria, land of Darkness and deep Night.
It was so long ago and far away
I have forgot the very name men called me.
The axe and flint-tipped spear are like a dream,
And hunts and wars are shadows. I recall
Only the stillness of that sombre land;
The clouds that piled forever on the hills,
The dimness of the everlasting woods.
Cimmeria, land of Darkness and the Night.
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...Wisconsin?
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And, this is the image that kept me alive through many horrid days of basketball:
(http://pic1.picturetrail.com/VOL1166/5256076/10645354/180202812.jpg)
It's wrong, and mean, yet oh so funny.
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and what is even funnier, that's not the cat in the hat...it's green eggs and ham
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(http://pic1.picturetrail.com/VOL1166/5256076/10645354/182747833.jpg)
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*dances* last post
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(http://www.lastpost.be/img/home2try.jpg) (http://www.lastpost.be)
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Truth time... I woke up this morning in my over size bath tube, to jets spining with no water... A naked girl in my bed by the name of Sydney who am I pretty sure is my best friends sister in law, and only one thing burns in my mind.
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and Im out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin with a loser and the cruise control
Babys in reno with the vitamin d
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came in sayin Im insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Dont believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin all your food stamps and burnin down the trailer park
Yo. cut it.
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
cuz ones got a weasel and the others got a flag
Ones on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and its hangin from a pigeon wing
You cant write if you cant relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin on a termite
Thats chokin on the splinters
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheese whiz)
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(drive-by body-pierce)
(yo bring it on down)
Soooooooyy....
Im a driver, Im a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(I cant believe you)
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(schprechen sie deutches, baby)
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(know what Im sayin? )
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Beck - Loser.
So are you saying you are a loser, Shade? :P
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Damn is she hot though... And no... I am saying I got a couple of beds, sleep in bath tub...
And yes Shanra that was my drunk friend...
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And so you admit you emulated the song, thusly you are a loser? ;)
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Yeah... The worst part is... I am dressing up in her halloween costume, which was a white angel.
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Do take pictures ;)
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now who's post count spamming?
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...me!
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Damn you Juslaxn, I always new you were a spammer! :P
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*snickers* eow and jus are two peas in a pod *nods*
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I don't like peas.
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me either... but um what else goes together?
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Buttplugs and anal sex.
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:shock: wow... well if you and jus want to be like what you just said... then you can fight over who gets to be what
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Oh there's no fighting. He's the catcher. He drew the short straw.
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Damn.
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pwn'd
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Buttplugs and anal sex.
Thats what she said! ...Well that, and that she is 31 and engaged or married something like that... I cannot be blamed, when an angel kisses a playboy bunny its nothing short of a hunters mark
(http://static.curse-gaming.com/image/talents/talents/hunter/improvedhuntersmark.jpg)
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Psch, wussy hunters.
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(http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Matt/costume.png)
(http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Dave/comicbullseye1.png)
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Has anyone else given up all hope that Sakes will actually keep his promise?
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Has anyone else given up all hope that Sakes will actually keep his promise?
I figured this was a thread for post counts, not actually a real deal. The original was never closed, afterall. :P
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we just keep going... and going and going.... sad really
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I have to wonder if anyone even remembers the promise and just posts to..well..post.
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he said that he would close this thread at any given time, and that whoever had the last post would get a prize. to this day we still have no idea what that prize is
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I have to wonder if anyone even remembers the promise and just posts to..well..post.
POST!
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(http://www.kraftfoods.com/NR/rdonlyres/10C9E6B4-CFF1-4F01-8BFB-F9C097B7FC16/0/home_logo.gif)
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I still firmly believe that this "Last Post Contest" was really just created as an experiment. The results are not important - it's just to see how long it will go on and how many posts come up.
I'm positive that the "promise" was never intended to be kept.
EDIT: Though it would be funny if another moderator locked the thread :twisted:
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I still firmly believe that this "Last Post Contest" was really just created as an experiment. The results are not important - it's just to see how long it will go on and how many posts come up.
I'm positive that the "promise" was never intended to be kept.
EDIT: Though it would be funny if another moderator locked the thread :twisted:
You wound me.
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Nothing was even promised. It's just a "you win" :P
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and why do we all keep going to see if we win?
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ok lemme put it this way sakes lied! this thread will never close and we won't anything...we are all just suckers to his evil plot to make us addicted to this thread... i will still post because i'm a sucker just like everyone else
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Spamming up the post count. That's all this was created for.
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Hmm, O RLY?
(http://pic1.picturetrail.com/VOL1166/5256076/10645354/201064696.jpg)
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point taken tsu. thank you for reminding me how blonde and gullible i really am...
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-dressed like a policeofficer- *draws a line, and holds up a stop sign*
Ahem.. no more people passing through here please ma'am , thank you very much.
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*crosses the line* pffffffffft. only sakes can make me stop on this thread.
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Most likely he's going to post and lock thread to announce the winner as himself, as he would technically be the last person to post. XD
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Most likely he's going to post and lock thread to announce the winner as himself, as he would technically be the last person to post. XD
And that is why we call abyuse? >.>
Nah... it'll just pop up elsewhere.
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Nice Hookah, Trax.
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>.> wow... that would suck cause then ya know... we'd all be loosers....
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Torin pretty much has the right of it. It would be exactly the thing Sakes would do, I've known him long enough!
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Whoever gets the 6,000 post I will send them a cookie!
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does that include DMs? cause you know they have an unfair advantage
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Psch, why spam your way to 6000 for one cookie, when you can go buy a whole bunch of ingredients to make your own? :P
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cause posting is a lot less complicated and less time consuming
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From the fingers of a spammer to the eyes of the readers?
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there's the pot calling the kettle black
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I win. I want an orb of dragonkind, red. >.>
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pffft get in line
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Note my post count Zodiac. Note yours. Note how quickly yours goes up compared with mine. ;)
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only 331 more than you
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205
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Gimme my orb of dragonkind!
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Pwnt.
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>.>
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(http://pic1.picturetrail.com/VOL1166/5256076/10645354/203475220.jpg)
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I don't have any idea of my post count. I'll check after I post this!
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*Looks about for a moment*
~Listen children to a story, that was writen long ago. About a kingdom on the mountain, and the vally folk below.~
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Because before Chuck Norris, there was Billy Jack.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=v325wdgoFH4
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Tch, before them both was none other than... JACK CHURCHILL!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill
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This thread is... Still alive... Wow..
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Of course it is. It will be until the day its locked. Even if no one posts in it for a month, someone will come a long and revive and..tada!
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cause we are suckers
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Bunnies are cute
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/nightingale017/bunnies.gif)
...[perhaps this is how Suzy's real parents died why she is always so eager to 'fry' bunnies]
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you know nighty, some times you scare me.
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Wish I could remember what game that's an advertisment for.. cause I'd point you to it Nighty.
I KNOW I've seen it in a recent EGM.. ah well.
I've feared bunnies sense the days of the beast with the pointed teethes.. its still out there! Waiting for you! Lurking like so many a panyx.
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(http://images2.jokaroo.net/videos/perfectmatch.jpg)
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hahahhahahaha
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(http://www.bsnews.org/articles/images/1149047899_millionaire_idiot.jpg)
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*sighs* work today... yeah that right i finally got a job... life sucks
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(http://www.gwjokes.com/pictures/6th-sense.jpg)
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AND ONLY HALEY CAN SEE BRUCE WILLIS! THUS, BRUCE IS DUMB!
ALSO, CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME!
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why?
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Because Haley Joel can see you! *sneaks off*
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only cause of a true seeing glitch
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Release your potential.
That’s a very, very dangerous idea. You should stay away from your potential; I mean, that is something you should leave absolutely alone. Don’t. You’ll mess it up. It’s potential, leave it!
Anyway, it’s like your bank balance--you always have a lot less than you think. You don’t look at it. No. You leave it as kind of a locked door within yourself, and that’s how it should be. Then at least in your mind, the interior will always please you. Wonderful gleaming marble floors, brocaded drapes, mullioned windows covered in mullions, whatever they are. And flamingos serving drinks. Pianos shooting out canopies into the mouths of elegant men and women who are exchanging witticisms : ”Yes, this reminds me of the time when I was in Budapest with Binky. We were trying to steal a goose from a casino.”
Don’t open the door, cause it won’t be like that. All you’re going to see will be one tiny, gray starving little cat with diarrhea, sitting on a matressless iron sprung bed with its huge eyes, mewing at you. Smoking as well, probably. And some terrible guy, the colour of an aubergine, rounds the corner, holding a milk of beef tee, wearing a string vest and says : ”Meehh~”
THAT's your potential~
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*bows to Goss* You are ....
Poetic.
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That was either Dylan Moran, or Mitch Hedberg... >.>
And I have my vote on Dylan.
(Goss)
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Standing in the rain, with his head hung low
Couldnt get a ticket, it was a sold out show
Heard the roar of the crowd, he could picture the scene
Put his ear to the wall, then like a distant scream
He heard one guitar, just blew him away
He saw stars in his eyes, and the very next day
Bought a beat up six string in a secondhand store
Didnt know how to play it, but he knew for sure
That one guitar, felt good in his hands
Didnt take long, to understand
Just one guitar, slung way down low
Was one way ticket, only one way to go
So he started rockin
Aint never gonna stop
Gotta keep on rockin
Someday hes gonna make it to the top
And be a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
Hes a juke box hero
He took one guitar, juke box hero, stars in his eyes
Juke box hero, hell come alive tonight
In a town without a name, in a heavy downpour
Thought he passed his own shadow, by the backstage door
Like a trip through the past, to that day in the rain
And that one guitar made his whole life change
Now he needs to keep rockin
He just cant stop
Gotta keep on rockin
That boy has got to stay on top
And be a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
Hes a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
Yeah, juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
With that one guitar hell come alive
Come alive tonight
Yeah, hes gotta keep rockin
He just cant stop
Gotta keep on rockin
That boy has got to stay on top
And be a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
Hes a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
Just one guitar, put stars in his eyes
Hes just a juke box hero, aah aah aah
Juke box hero, juke box hero, hes got stars in his eyes
Stars in his eyes
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Dylan, aye!
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Truth time...
5 shots of Jack...
4 Jaeger bombs...
3 shots of Patrón (yeah the good stuff)
8 err 9 Spotted cows... Hell I needed a base =
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3x76kuc5UU&mode=related&search=
By Crom! He knows how to hold Arggo!
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I'm bringing pastry back!
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/flash/3328pastry.swf
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Go back to studying!
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Go back to studying!
Burrrnnnn (http://www.nwnravenloft.com/forum/Smileys//New/flamethrower.gif)
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Buttsex
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Kids, You can make up your very own superhero
If you could, Who would it be?
If I could be a superhero
Would you be justice guy
Making sure people get what they deserve
Especially women who lie
Like if a wife left her husband
With three kids and no job
To run off to Hawaii
With some doctor named bob
You can skin them and drain them of blood so they die
Especially bob
Then you would be justice guy
Or you could be more sutle
No, I didn’t mean to be vague
Give her the mad cow disease
Let him die of the plague
As long as they suffer for their terrible lies
Especially Bob
Then You would be Justice Guy
PS: I hate you Zcore :'(
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(http://comic.eck24.de/images/CONAN97001.jpg)
No god but Crom, no weapon but steel.
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(http://www.truthdig.com/images/eartothegrounduploads/kramer_cross_500.jpg)
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Teehee @ the comic, he sure pulled a Mel Gibson.
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/throw.png)
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Nothing's more funny than watching old people get beaten up.
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(http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/scientists_agree_thread_blows.jpg)
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(http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats_files/cookie.jpg)
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The kitty is soooo cute!
The caption is ... soooo wrong. :(
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Id still kick the cat.
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outcast youre a bitch
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/J_beezy/kittenpantzlp2.jpg)
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So cute I get tears in my eyes DSFace ;_;
Here's a Classic
(http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/370/americanf8.gif)
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So cute I get tears in my eyes DSFace ;_;
This one is cute >.>
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/J_beezy/catgfyc9.jpg)
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DSF is just stealing those from Caturday posts, other places of that nature on other forums :P
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Of course. Where do you get your pictures? O.o You make 'em yourself? :p Of course you get them from someone else. :p
(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n122/pikoeri/03.jpg)
But pictures !
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(http://www.atlantaillustrated.com/blogs/blog02/uploaded_images/Fried%20cat-764921.jpg)
Yes, fried cat!
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They do to have TV in Yurop. It's just that crazy PAL stuff. Silly backwards nations and their 4.2% faster movie watching experiences. Unless you're in France. But they just have to be different. I'll stick with good old NTSC standard. Because I can't tell the colours are screwed up when I'm colourblind!
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(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e12/clarkdaw/ambition.jpg)
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e12/clarkdaw/intimidation.jpg)
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e12/clarkdaw/paladins.jpg)
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e12/clarkdaw/charisma3.jpg)
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e12/clarkdaw/hindsight.jpg)
Har, har, har. Stole these from Ravenloft, author was Bellen. :D
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(http://www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/mofun.jpg)
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(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/pdub395/Animations/retard.gif)
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lawl, L2upload !
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(http://konsum.wordpress.com/files/2006/06/fasting.jpg)
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Delicate pieces shattered
A wave of nausea and torment
shadows and darkness surround
The lament of tears abound
Broken, tainted, betrayed
Ripped from their glass casing
Sweet feelings cascading to pieces
Love's delicate thread cut
Falling, unreachable, the light fades
Burning in the heart
Yearning for desires
All lost, to be forgotten
Never ending, a stone path
Leading away, enticing
In the distance, the answer
And end to it all
Glistening, sharp, beautiful
The answer awaits in hands reach
It calls my name, beckoning
All I have to do is pick it up.
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That is one happy tick.
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(http://members.shaw.ca/vash321/1228.jpg)
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LMAO!
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ROFLCOPTER
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(http://sexci11.orcon.net.nz/roflcopter.jpg)
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SCORE.. use to have someone in my guild spam something simular as a macro
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(http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/santa_sucks.jpg)
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Just say:
NARF
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwLrgxtALWs
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http://atheistdelusion.cf.huffingtonpost.com/
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http://atheistdelusion.cf.huffingtonpost.com/
tsk, I like this one more :p http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/52519/Islam_vs_Christianity.html
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Necron for the win! yus! finaly finished the necrom campaign, and it only took me 1.5 months! I'm so happy I can cry.
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what's necron
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Best race in the universe.
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(http://a223.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/18/l_09775f6f94b0acc3328458479baa06be.jpg)
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http://novelconcepts.co.uk/FlashElementTD/
Addictive
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Tower D, Horraayy... Though Warcraft 3 was better just as is... In fact... I hated tower D, there was always a noob in the group.
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What don't you hate?
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(http://www.funpic.hu/files/pics/00031/00031533.jpg)
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dare i ask why?
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HEY! THAT WAS ME! I didn't say you could use my picture!
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(http://pic1.picturetrail.com/VOL1166/5256076/10645354/225224254.jpg)
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(http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1162662253-1162650516798.png)
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Obviously not.
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http://www.mypartypost.com/watchvideobig/2500/SNL-_Digital_Short-_Dont_Cut_My_Testicles
Please don't cut my ... :roll:
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HAPPY MONKEY!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l62/buttsauce/monkeysuck.jpg)
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MONKEY!
And that dude's boombox disapeared.. after pulling it outa his arse.. I want his bag of holding!
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Bump
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Bump
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in the night
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In the morning
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Hammer
Oh.. not the assosiation.
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(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2006/08/nyt%20laptop%20love.jpg)
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FILTHY HUMAN STINK BABBIES! I'll rain doom upon your doomed little heads! Oh yes, thats right. DOOM.
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lolz, typo
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*giggles*
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*chuckles*
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I DIVIDED BY ZERO! OSHII-
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. . . When come back, bring pie.
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-Asplode-
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*mops tails up* wasn't my fault this time
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He does that a lot. I think he needs to see a doctor about it.
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*wicked grin* Gemi whats left, I'll run some tests. Just be sure to sign this consent of admission slip, releiving me of all legal actions taken should any parts go missing; or extra parts be found. 'N you know.. you know, life if they found air bubbles in his blood-line, or any number of colorfull objects lodged into that gray stuff there -- that looks fun.
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Everybody Poops.
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*sticks tails in the freeze* oscer... I'm certain he likes the legos in his brain... Right Tails?
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She did say it builds character... -eyes cross-
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Move along, nothing to see here.
*Thread closed*
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pfffffffffffffft!
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Don't be acting like that now, everything must come to an end sooner or later.
*Thread Closed*
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lolz, as long as I can post, I shall. Until it's closed by the DM that started it, it remains open so forgive me if I blow raspberry once more
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
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mm, raspberries and ice cream
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DM that started it? I could totaly lock it right now, and claim Sakes did it. And then give my self the prize, whatever that may be. (speaking of which, it's mine. Back off). But then, that would be moraly wrong.. ehr.. right?
Just watch, one day sakes is gona post here and it will read: "I have locked the thread. The cookies are mine, hah!"
Oh yeah, I know things! The prize is totaly a big vat of cookies, from a granny's oven, I bet. I know, rather.
So again.
Back off.
Mine.
Scram.
Poof! Begone.
It's MINE.
MINE.
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Mine now.
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the hell with all you seagulls. I have tits and I ain't afraid to use them bitches.
It mine.
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the hell with all you seagulls. I have tits and I ain't afraid to use them bitches.
It mine.
-bonks with muffin staff-
SHUSH!
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*clings to Tails and detonates* Didn't your mom ever tell you don't mess with women during that time of the month?
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*takes the price and yawns.. slowly backing away*
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*steals it back while darkie is sleep*
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-and also steals it when she does-
Mine. -firm nod-
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*uses stun gun* pike off ya berk
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*uses stun gun* pike off ya berk
O.o -Bzzt, but clings to prize- Nyu!
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*zap repeatedly until not moving, then swaps prize with a bomb* Fine. Have it I don't care. *hides the real prize and cast invisiblity* Ciao
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Ah, to bad I'm an epic level scout. Blindsence. You didnt get so far as five feet before superior movement, without chance of fouled movement, caught you, over took you.. delt ph4tty skirmishing damage and sped off. Did I mention I had Dervish levels, a belt of battle and boots of epic speed? Thats three movement rounds for the price of one, moving at nigh' on 300 ft per round -- after activating the epic boots of speed -- three times over. I just covered 900ft in a round.. have fun catching up. Wait, that belt of battle has three charges a day. Movement only takes one charge. Make that four movement actions in a single round, 1200ft in a round. You're coughing on dust, weeping for your lost prize; I'm eating one of the cookies.
Mmmm.. they're so good. Little stale, but good..
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You metagamed. There for all actions are ignored. Cheerio
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Good thing I peed in the batter the day they were being made. Enjoy your pee cookies.
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Eow ftw
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im in ur computer eetin your dataz
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*giggles*
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Eow is t3h wrong, those cookies were made ages ago, when this thread was first opened. Cause they're the prize. Though you may want to apologize to the angry batch of.. ehr.. hockey players behind you, that was their cup celebration feast. You sick bastard.
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Oscer... did you really need to go that far? I mean really. You're just another stupid american.. just like me *steals the prize and feeds it to the birds*
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-grosses out everyone with his chocolate covered frozen reuben sandwich and steals first! w00t!-
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I tried to find a link to the Canadian Idiot song, by Weird Al. Couldent find one, but then, I put in one search, clicked two links and gave up.
But then I remembered Google. Horrid video, but its the right song!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drSTOjjJKX4
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Have I mentioned recently you are a shit head. If not refresh your memory. YOU'RE A SHIT HEAD.
least Eow can spell properly. Cheers :lol:
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Canadians are almost as nice as swedes.
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Canadians and Swedes will take over the world. It will be Swedada. Or something. We could do it...with our hockey players.
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Yeah.. wouldent that be something? Who would see it coming. Canada could just pick some back-water country and totaly invade it. No one would do shit about it -- mostly because they wouldent beleive it. And they wouldent use guns or nukes, no, oh hells no.. they'll body check the bastards into submission; snipe their runners down with slap shots.
Go for Kenya. They got the lions; the tigers.
And did you even listen to the song all the way through, Zodi? Or at all for that matter. It's a brand of dry humor most don't get, you have to be paying attention. No need to take offence, the song is hardly deserving of it.
Hells, it's more a shot at american culture than the canucks -- if you REALLY listen to it. :wink:
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It's amazing how you think I'm offended. If you would have been sitting here next to me when I posted that you are a shit head, you would have heard me laughing. It amuses me how much is lost in translation from the time of though to the time of typing.
As explained here.
klik eet (http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/misery.html)
Offended? Hardly.
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ORly?
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CAUSE WE STEALTH, NUGGA!
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*ninja kicks*
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wtf? PWNED! Crit aimed shot from across the zone! Button spamming lucky bastard, I was on the PHONE!
http://www.myndflame.com/index.php?categoryid=3&p803_sectionid=999999&p803_fileid=9&p803_js_on=1
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Just give it up silly mortal. You won't win.
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I concur.
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Azurite and I win. :twisted: *yawns* feck this I'm going to back to bed
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Yo, what up G. Lemi tell you about MC.
You aint got no life
You aint got no freinds
And I KNOW you want to spend your weekend with 40 people you don't know and some guy named Puff telling you what to do!
(Oh hey yeah, thats me! Where do I sign up?)
On the website. You can be a winner!
Just like me, yep. Winner, right here folks.
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More like a weiner.
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That's OscAr ;)
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oh snap...
Pwned.
*can't stop laughing*
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Oscar, the correct spelling was taken. And, well.. the misspelled version stuck. Mostly because it prevented me from entering endless names.
ANYWHO..
I win.
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Oscar, the correct spelling was taken. And, well.. the misspelled version stuck. Mostly because it prevented me from entering endless names.
ANYWHO..
I win.
Stop lyin' to yourself. You know I did. Totally. Yes.
-twitches- Congraturation! A Winrar is me!
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Take off your pants and make it dance!
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Don't make him take out his pokemon.
It may scare small children.
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Lawlz, I'm in j00r base killing your d00ds. Pwning your face and making me winner.
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Lawlz, I'm in j00r base killing your d00ds. Pwning your face and making me winner.
im in ur silos launchin ur missiles at j00.
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*time stops and spams hellball then giggles*
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LET ME SHOW YOU MY POKEYMANS!
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Hell balls? /yawn.. Lets watch a lvl 12 rogue make all the saves and come out barely hurt from that EPIC spell.
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Just remember. You are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. If all else fails I'll just click kill you
Night night.
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Tomatoe Rape dosnt taste good with anything, it taste good while -covering- things, sure.. Maybe it's just me. But its all I can taste when I put it on something. (Which works great with MRE's.. that and tabasco sauce).
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Hell balls? /yawn.. Lets watch a lvl 12 rogue make all the saves and come out barely hurt from that EPIC spell.
Note: Hell Ball, even though it is a reflex save, is a guaranteed half damage, no excuses.
Even with Improved Evasion, it does damage, and that rogue is owned due to low health.
I know these things :twisted:
Its garenteed half damage, but then each damage type is seperate. So if you have a lesser ring of power thats -5 from every source other then sonic. if they're got a greater ring its -15 which when you factor in half damage is nearly all of it. The rogue ends up taking barely any damage, or far less then they would from a standard spell.
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only cause I've used it on you.
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Epic Spells... my normal spells were Epic enough for most.
Say hello to my little friend... Flesh to Stone.
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that's always a fun one *nods*
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Certainly is.
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tacos.
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last night dinner
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Hey now, this is not the "Word Association" thread :P
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<.< I so knew that :oops:
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Hell balls? /yawn.. Lets watch a lvl 12 rogue make all the saves and come out barely hurt from that EPIC spell.
Note: Hell Ball, even though it is a reflex save, is a guaranteed half damage, no excuses.
Even with Improved Evasion, it does damage, and that rogue is owned due to low health.
I know these things :twisted:
Its garenteed half damage, but then each damage type is seperate. So if you have a lesser ring of power thats -5 from every source other then sonic. if they're got a greater ring its -15 which when you factor in half damage is nearly all of it. The rogue ends up taking barely any damage, or far less then they would from a standard spell.
I've nuked the start area enough to know that lvl 12 rogue not only survives it, but does so 70%-ish of the time. Hells, any char with the elemental ring and evasion more or less completely nullifies it. Greater Ruin ftw.
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Rogue < Flesh to Stone
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Isnt that a sad truth. :x
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Damn rogues, always getting stoned!
*Petrify Gaze spammage*
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-.- do you mind?
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-.- do you mind?
But... you're partied! You shouldn't be minding me :D
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Aww, it's not just stones.
Tonight's fight, Bodak vs. Rogue!
Round 1. Ready... Fight!
Rogue: Sneak Attack! Bodak is Immune. 3 damage.
Bodak: Death Gaze. Rogue Fort Save: -38, failed. Rogue dies.
Tonight's winner, by means of TKO in 2 seconds through looking at his opponent menacingly, BODAK!
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Unless... the druid in the party knows stone to flesh...
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Or... a mage disguised as a druid... with Flesh to Stone!
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You know Azurite I'm rethinking that religion thing...>.>
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I see... would it be worth it with such weak faith?
The strong will prevail and only they accepted to the Halls of Wonder.
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-.- Weak faith comes from weak religion
Fuck the hall of wonder... give me the rod
:oops: That... never mind
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It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere.
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I'm all alone more or less.
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http://www.myndflame.com/index.php?categoryid=3&p803_sectionid=5&p803_fileid=38&p803_js_on=1
Murlock tipping!
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*flees* dammit... you locked my computer with that link *kicks*
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Pitty, its actualy pretty humorous, part two is better but it's like coming in mid-way through a story if I had just posted that.
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weee got it to work. lol! That was great.
Gnomebits!
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Part Two.
http://www.myndflame.com/index.php?categoryid=3&p803_sectionid=5&p803_fileid=39&p803_js_on=1
ARE YOU FEELING THE BURN!?
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hahah yeah watched that earlier too. That was great. You almost feel sorry for him... given who his best friend is
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I DON'T THINK YOU'RE FEELING THE BURN!!!!!!!
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*snickers*
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Illegal Danish II: Escape from Org comes out on the third. More excited about this than any movie in threaters.. rofl.
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Woah, nice.
Loved the first Illegal Danish.
Seen it many times.
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http://www.myndflame.com/index.php?categoryid=3&p803_sectionid=999999&p803_fileid=44&p803_js_on=1&s=eaee29bb8ec931b394106c12b821ad56
Aug Third that, here's a preview.
"OOMkin peice of shit"
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Won't see the preview, hate spoilers :)
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Dirty finds a sword that fully decks him out in epic armor! Nyah! Spoiler!!!
"Hey, h-hey! HEY! You wana join my guild?"
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Spoiler = Hate
Oscer = Spoiler
Hate = Oscer
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"C'mon baby! I got blessings of protection!"
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You know from the two females passed out in my bed I would say I had fun last night... Except I woke up in the bath room using a hand towel as a pillow, BY CROM Jamison is devil craft!
"What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie? I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky. The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing; Rush in and die; dogs --- I was a man before I was a king."
-The Road of Kings
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d4NvVlL69I
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(http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/cat_magic_missle.jpg)
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Pretty sure I already won.
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Not by a long shot.
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Nope it's mine. All mine.. but I'll share with my "clique"
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No need to lie, just admit to yourselves that I've won and leave it at that.
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No. You haven't.
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::Sigh::
There there, don't feel bad.
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I win!
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Sorry but I've already won.
To make my point clear I will now include a lot of smileys.
:D :) :( :o :shock: :? 8) :lol: :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :| :mrgreen:
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False security Azurite
It's mine again!
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This is actually the last post....
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t236/hubba64/my%20photos/LastPost.jpg)
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So let that be the end of it!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/ghetto_superman/4b01ab62.jpg)
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::Does another flex of superiority::
(http://www.schwarzenegger.it/gallery/musclegallery1/m98.jpg)
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(http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u190/tomcruise101/arnoldsays.jpg)
You really want this guy representing your last post?
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Cause you know he may look like that but this is who he is now....
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i178/nchantedangel/ARNOLD.jpg)
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omg ew.
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Everything is happening at once, time is but a device of measurement and not a primary entity of the universe.
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and the meaning of life is 42
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Wait...i thought he was the answer....
(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h9/tinac_32/AI3.jpg)
but what ws the question?
(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u284/maireadm_2007/d1959a6c.jpg)
huh?
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n164/desitig/RWEtheanswer.jpg)
that is dumb...
(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g291/Knives61/answer.gif)
fine...i will google then...
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I'll just do a *bump*
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what would be the answer to the answer then?
-the dead
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/the__kgb/marijuana_1.jpg)This has seemed to be the Answers answer lately.
Speaking of the question....
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v347/PeytonWestlake/questio3.jpg)
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Who is this guy?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v347/PeytonWestlake/questio3.jpg)
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That is indeed the Question....
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So this is what I miss while at work.
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You went to work and I downloaded pics of Jessica Alba...cruel world it is...
here...i can share...
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l291/ChelSmith18/jessica%20alba/alba-4.gif)
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Seen it.
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Sin City 2 and 3 coming... and Johnny Depp in both(rumoured...).
It cannot fail.
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Unless they have Joel Schumacher directing it.
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I don't think so.
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Batman and Robin. Need I say more.
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No, you don't.
The movie was horrible.
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batman is a craptastic superhero. Gimme spiderman or superman.
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Yeah.
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Hawkman and Green Arrow, hands down.
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Green Lantern > Green Arrow
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Green Lantern = whiney pussy
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Maybe, don't know anything but what I saw of him in an 80s comic, he was in like two pages of it.
But Green Lantern sounds and looked cooler than Green Arrow ever did :P
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Read, and you will understand why Green Arrow is far superior to Green Lantern in everyway, shape and form. Swashbuckler wins hands down.
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Swashbucklers are cool indeed.
Feel like playing some NWN... got... to... resist...
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Yeah, Veryien wins hands down!
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Well, technically, he doesn't qualify. He needs a damn buckler. ;)
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What? He's just fine!
The word "swashbuckler," as applied to human beings, generally describes a fearless romantic archetype, a fictitious, adventurous, sword-wielding, male character who seeks to win the heart of a beautiful lady while rescuing society from the clutches of a dastardly villain.
Yep, yep if you knew him.. haha
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Tch. Every swashbuckler with a bit of self esteem needs a buckler. It's not part of the definition, true, but it's like a boxer not wearing pants! Mad logics.
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1. Pants are optional in Hyboria and overrated
2. Your non-sword arm is for females to hang from.
3. CROM!
(http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/8/5/7/f_frankfrazetm_02e64ad.jpg)
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Conan was not a swashbuckler. And his hair was too perfect.
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Scarreh.
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Errol Flynn, Green Arrow, Robin Hood, Jack Sparrow. Prime Examples of swashbucklers.
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And me.
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Hardly. You are more like the guy that parents keeps their daughters away from <.<
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Are you say parents would let their daughters go with Jack Sparrow, Robin Hood, Errol Flynn or Green Arrow?
My logic is flawless.
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Probably not. But still they are just fictional character. You are real.
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Do you know for a fact Eowarion's not fictional?
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I'm actually a cleverly scripted AI.
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Then we will just have to delete you.
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That's why I have back-ups.
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Mmm that explain alot.
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Does it really?
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Of course we'll just do a recursive delete, and get everything at once!
Yeah!
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I have offline back-ups as well
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The toaster is not a back up....
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The toaster is not a back up....
Coulda fooled me :shock:
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It is when I hide a few flash cards in it after removing the toasting elements.
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It could also be used as an ice bucket once you remove the toaster bits.
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A bucket made of ice?
Cool.
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:twisted:
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>.>
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(o) (o)
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-.-
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Dude...
....wait...what?
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^.^
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just found this thread.
What do we win?
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Uhh...no idea!
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A horsey maybe?
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(http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/5538/korgoth036ix.jpg)
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i dont think pictures count.
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I think they do...
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Well maybe some, but DEFINATELY not kitten pics!
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Kitteh pics FTW!
Y u be hatin? >.>
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I love kitties, hate seeing good conversations derailed. Das all :P
Overload on kittehs...
Brain can only handle so much cuteness! :P
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I love kitties, hate seeing good conversations derailed. Das all
Agreed.
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PUNT
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How rude.
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Just the first word that came to mind.
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Look, Outcast, stop trying to steal my place as last or I'm going to have to kick you.
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I don't get it... Last Post?
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Yeah...last post. It's not confusing!
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It's all MINE!!!!
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It's all MINE!!!!
Yeah, so you guys listen or something like that!
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*taps a ruler*
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Pfft, it's mine, sorry.
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Y'all gotta go to bed sometime. I'll be waiting.
That sounds stunningly unlike what I meant. Like I have gaffer tape and a plan.
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*Wanders into the room* You're all nutters...
I feel at home! :D
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psst.. get outta my house
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No you.
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Nuh-uh!
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Yeah huh.
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Psh.
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*Thwap*
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I'll be a good resident! I'll just sleep in this unused breadbox, and i'll pay rent!
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Rent is $1000 a week. >.>
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*Empties pockets* Hmm... how about Lint? Will that do? I'll have to start a Lint Mint...
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I only accept dryer lint in the form of a well sealed pillow.
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Burgers *firm nod*
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ALL rent is payable to me, BTW.
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Is not. It goes to me.
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Nu uh! MINE! All mine!
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*steals rent while the argument happens*
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HEY! Come back with that!
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(http://rottenryan.com/images/kittens.jpg)
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Ack! Nooooo!
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YUS!
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I said no! -.-
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oh yeaaaaah *nods*
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Screw you guys. I'm paying the rent to the kittens.
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That's fine, because the kitties love me and will give me the moneys.
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I tol' the kittens you didn't wanna see 'em.
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If course i dont want to see them. I want to avoid paying rent >.>
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*mascarades as a kitten* =^..^=
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*mascarades as a... a wereblender*
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I just don't want the kittens when they're attempting to distract me from a lovely conversation. Hmph.
Or when I'm trying to sleep...*glares at her own kitty and wags finger*
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Conversation, I can see.
When it degrades, that's when they come out. And a couple of times, it degraded.
By the way...
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-kitten-is-not-too-young-for-chicks.jpg)
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(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-army-squirrel-shows-off-his-medals.jpg)
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What is a wereblender?
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I was going to put up a picture of a blender with a face but I was sad to find out that the "Brave Little Toaster" did not have a blender friend (from what I can find).
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What is a wereblender?
Your ignorance wounds and disgusts me. Thousands of your fellow citizens are afflicted with applicanthropy and you sit there wallowing in a healthy normal life. A wereblender was clearly bitten by a blender on a night of a full moon and now struggles to live normally. Unable to visit coffee shops, delis, bars, anywhere he might hear that feral "Whirrrrrrrrrr" and strain not to join it in song. Somewhere right now, some uncaring person such as yourself is preparing to send someone afflicted into the appliance department at Sears.
Just recently, applicanthropes were given the right to marry in Terre Haute, a landmark civil rights case and you just wander along in life uninformed and unwilling to join a cause greater than yourself. It makes my gorge rise.
Equal rights for applicanthropes! Mr. Coffee has rights too!
Whirrrrrrrrrr! Whirrrrrrrr on my proud brothers and sisters. Whirrrrrrr.
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Too many mixed drinks. <.<
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:shock:
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ROFL! That's hillarious! :lol:
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No you.
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*knockknock* Uh... Is this the support group for Cuisinart??
*hopeful whirrrrr....whirrr*
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*looks over* Yup! That's us! Support groups r us!
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It would seem you're parts are antiquated. We recalled your model about ten years ago. A crack team will be by to take you down... I MEAN... if you would be so kind as to return the product for a full reimbursement.
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*Angry Whirring* Never! You Lie! They'll only give me store credit!
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"Please calm down whir... I'm sure we can find a suitable solution to make everyone happy... "
*Nods slightly to Mann to go ahead with the power cables*
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*Spam*
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Seems like someone is trolling around.
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When am I not?!
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Umm, when you are sleeping maybe? :D
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Oh yeah.
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Good thing I introduced you to that idea, eh? *snickers*
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Tee hee. Thanks to you, I sleep aaaaall day now! :P If only no one had told me sleep existed... >.>
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spaghetti
...oh crap! This isn't word association!
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Bwuahaha.
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Borgan
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Whats a Borgan?
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Huh?
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A Borgan is a Cross between a Bogan and a Gorgon.
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Huh?
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Sakes on a plane!
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I nearly died of laughter reading Joc's bulette post. Just thought I'd share that and...
SPAM
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:-) Just a little of DMing from the player seat i guess.
Also...
COUNTER-SPAM
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*Gasps* Don't you spam at me, mister!
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Spamtasitcal
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Don't give me that attitude. *hands on hips*
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*Gives that attitude*
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*Utilizing Dynamite set in expertly chosen locations, he Blows up the bridge, sending this train of conversation into the topic of cliche'd Train Hijacks*
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*pulls down banadana from face while still pointing the revolver upwards* The hyjacking is over then?
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I Dunno, but i think i broke the train. No good hijacking it now.
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Ill give ya 5 bucks for it.
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5 bucks? We'd get way more selling it as scrap metal!
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*offers cinnamon rolls to everyone*
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Ill take one.
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mmmm
cinnamon rolls
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I made them from a can! *Beams proudly*
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I dunno... Does it have that glaze stuff on it? ^^
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"glaze stuff"? You mean confectioner's sugar cut with a little cream or butter? I ask, 'cause it sounds like you're dissing a favorite foodgroup.
/I just used "dissing" in public without being ironic.
//Suicide, then.
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No "dissing"... I don't like cinnamon rolls unless they have that tasty glaze stuff on them! :P
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It's got glaze stuff...
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YAY! I'll have three!
*glances in the mirror again* Make that one...
*looks one more time* .. maybe someone wants to share one with me?
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Tee hee. I'll share! I like cinnamon rolls!
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I like tha sugary glaze stuff!
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You both have a lot of free time.
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LOL! Not really... But I can multi-task like nobody's business! :P
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I'm the one with lots of free time. For example, I'm working right now. Safe bet: If I'm posting, I'm working.
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LOL! Right on CHP!
(CurlyHairedProphet that is... not to be confused with California Highway Patrol, or that ancient show, CHiPS :P)
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Yeah, what an unfortunate series of initials. Hadn't really considered that.
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I'll just stick with Miranda's husband, or aliss, which is easier to spell out.
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I'll just stick with Miranda's husband
Oi. There's an uncomfortable conversation . . . .
/and I am not sticky. Not at the moment at any rate.
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Hehe I worked at a Cinnabon in my teen yrs XD Assistant manager I totally know the recipes. Don't use em though.. I like my version better XD The frosting was always good though cant beat cream cheese frosting
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*Pokes thread lightly*
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mmm cinnabon
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Cream... Cheese... Frosting! Oh! *hugs self and closes eyes with a smile for a moment...*
My happy place! :wink:
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I want mac and cheese.
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Dinner! ZOMG I almost forgot!
*runs off to get food*
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It's ten freaking thirty at night. Dinner?
Holy crap, what am I doing still up?
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Just ten thirty? *Looks at her clock- 1:41 AM* Pfft, you wuss. I just had lunch.
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4am...n bored...still...must have been the insanely chocolate cake
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Ahh, kids. I remember when I could stay up all night. Then I got an apartment, and a rent payment, and a car payment, and a car insurance premium, and a health insurance premium, and a cable bill, and an Internet bill, and blah blah blah spam blah
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Right there with ya, Tsu. Add to that, I can't stay up much past midnight these days without an afternoon nap.
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2 am is usually my cut off. Child likes to get up at 830 and boyfriend is a lazy bitch.
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*snickers* I have those bills too. Except for the car payment, as I have the pink. Gas is insane though.
But thanks to rigorous training I can operate on 4 hours of sleep. Not prime operation mind you, but decent enough I guess.
Been a night-time person for as long as I can remember... While I don't stay up AS late as I used to, it's only because my major courses in school start at the crazy hour of 8am. When all sane people are sleeping!
Crazy schedules.. :P
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I can't function without 6 hours of sleep and 830 comes waaaaaaaay too fast.
Mmm cheesy hamburger helper
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*yawns, stretching* Good morning! *glances to clock- 3:30 PM* Now...who wants to buy me coffee??
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Oooh! the Mannequin will! He has his very own espresso maker! *nodnod*
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Awesome. I await my coffee. *twiddles thumbs*
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We can volunteer other people for stuff? SWEET! :D
*Smiles with a malicious grin as she walks off rubbing her hands together* :twisted:
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uht oh
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*tries to look innocent* Why you worry? No worry! Here... Have a cookie! *smirk*
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*eyes cookie warily* .... help?
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Maybe you would rather have an Oreo cookie?
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I want a white chocolate chip cookie.
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*swoops in a la Indiana Jones / Luke Skywalker / Batman and steals cookies*
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...*Sobs*
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*points and laughs*
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Yus! Saved by Tsuman!
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Um.....post.
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It's very rude to laugh at a crying person.
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What the hell I just posted. Lets not war.
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Not you, silly. *hugs*
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*hug*
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Hurrah!
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Glad to see my hugs inspire happiness.
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Nah, just hugs in general. :P
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Set'um up knock um down huh?
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;) You know I wuv ya.
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*points and laughs more*
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I'm glad I make people so happy. ^.^
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*Frowns just to be contradictory*
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Hey look! Joc is smiling!
He almost never does that...
Oh wait...
That's right, he's from down under so that would mean he's...
Aww, what's wrong Joc? :P
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I been wonderin... how does that rose taste?
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Like butter melted on the sidewalk on a hot summer day.
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*Shrugs* I'm not sad. I just wanted to spoil zippy's mood in a sheer act of Nihilism. :P
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*peeks*
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Boo!
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Morning!
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Still morning.
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Still morning. It's like the Friday morning that wouldn't die. I've had my free friday doughnut, 4 cups of coffee, hashbrowns and hot sauce, clarified things for an account manager, sent snotty emails to a product manager, threatened to blow up the building housing the Heathrow evidence server, and closed a kajillion cases.
. . .and its still morning.
Jesus.
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Still morning. It's like the Friday morning that wouldn't die. I've had my free friday doughnut, 4 cups of coffee, hashbrowns and hot sauce, clarified things for an account manager, sent snotty emails to a product manager, threatened to blow up the building housing the Heathrow evidence server, and closed a kajillion cases.
. . .and its still morning.
Jesus.
That reminds me of how nice sleeping till noon is.
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*stretches and yawns* Mornin! Hey there CHP... Oh wait! It's not morning anymore! Heh.
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*Smiling unnaturally* Greetings fellow citizens. I just thought I'd drop by to remind you that the federal government of the United States of America (and it's lapdogs in England and Austrailia) frowns on using the phrase "blow up" in association with, let's say, "Heathrow".
Hmm? No . .. no. just making conversation here. There is no warrantless wiretapping.
/long lunch
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What's Heathrow, and how can we blow it up? Is it a person, place, thing or idea?
4th of July is comming so of course that translates to "blow stuff up"... I'm ready! :D
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*Gently pushes Leah to the side* My spot.
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Hey! *hugs Zippy and uses the distraction to trade places*
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*Gasp, hip-bump*
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*squirts Zippy with a water pistol and yells* "SUMMER TIME WATER FIGHT!!!!" 8)
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*unlimbers the Super Soaker, looks around for dry t-shirts in need of wetting*
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*jumps into a pool* Ahahahah.
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-blasts away Tsunami with his old Super Soaker 2000-
Good thing I filled up the back pack! ^^
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*Shoves Tails to the side* Woman coming through!
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*makes a water balloon arsenal* Hope no one is wearing white.
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*lounges near the pool and watches the mayhem with a cool smile* 8)
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*Puts on winter clothes while mumbling angrily at his hemisphere*
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Psh, weaklings. I own the infamous Super Soaker CPS2000, the most powerful soaker ever made, and removed from the market due to its supposed ability to physically injure people (it has enough kick-back, I'm inclined to believe it). It took about 20 pumps to get fully charged, and got about two to three full shots before it drained the tank. It brings me much joy.
http://www.isoaker.com/Armoury/Analysis/1996/cps2000.html
"Output: 849 mL/sec (28.3 oz./sec)" That's more than a bottle of soda.
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*Spam!*
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*And eggs!*
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Jerk.
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witch?
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Eh?
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She called you a witch! You should get her back with that dark magic of yours.
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After that...can we burn her?
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Fire doesn't burn real witches. Just normal people falsely accused of commanding the magical forces that be.
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You people are strange. *nods once*
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Tankys! ^^
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Hehehe. <3
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<3
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<3 <3
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Heart heart heart?
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Hurrah.
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yippee?
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Zippy!
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Kyrinna says Hi... no not he character.. the Evil toddler that makes the character randomly cast storm of vengence in the middle of camp or turns undead when there is none.. or makes random voice thingies go off... I'll even let her type it..
n kjlk
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>.>
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Aw!
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*smiles* :)
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*grin*
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*slides in front of outcast and smiles brightly* :D
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my feet hurt and my medication is out to kill me.
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bored....
so very bored
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tag ur it?
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Who?
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Him.
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'Kay.
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*tag*
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You can't tag, you weren't 'it' :P
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*Dances around the room*
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I proclaimed myself it. So there :P
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You're not it. Flav is it.
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It's Canada Day. I can't be it.
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but you are.
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He needs to make someone else it already.
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Fine.
*tags Zippy*
Ask and ye shall receive.
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...*runs around, looking for someone to tag*
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*hides under the bed sheets and peeks out at Zippy*
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*hangs from the ceiling like bat*
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Da-di-doh. *Looks around innocently and then attempts to thwap Outcast*
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AC is 25...roll to hit :)
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I gots +30 to hit, so, I win.
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*Thwap back then prances away*
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*pokes the thread*
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I quit! *pout*
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you'll never win.
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Who says I care about winning?
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thought you quit
-
pokes again!
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I did quit tag.
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Wait....I won....holy ****! I F****** Won! OH YEAH!!
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Wait....I won....holy ****! I F****** Won! OH YEAH!!
Nope.
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I mean tag. :P
-
Perhaps then, but now...
FREEZE TAG! -blasts NWoutcast with a cone of cold, then runs away, giggling insanely-
-
*muffled swearing*
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*Points and laughs then offers hot chocolate to outcast. Then trips Tails with her garden hose of doom*
-
*swings in on a bullwhip, all Indiana Jones style*
-
*Grabs the popcorn then sits down to watch the show!*
-
*tips her hat and winks at Zippy, then swings off again*
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Was that a girly Tarzan?
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bored.
-
Happy.
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dooo dooo dee doo
-
*kick*
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*Stab* Bastard.
-
*wince* Damnit I didnt say who I was kicking. Now apologize.
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No. You like the pain.
-
...
-
pew pew pew
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Bang!
-
we need to get you kids your own little 'angry time' thread
x.x
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That's a good idea!
-
Nooo don't take away our caffeines and sugars. >.>
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Zodi you dont need any of more caffeine.
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Lies!
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I tell no lies!!!!
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liar.
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What reason is there to lie?
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.....'cause.... ya know.
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*beats them back with a stick* mine!
-
Oh. Look.
Pie!
-
want!
-
I has pie.
But I want CAKE!
-
*Holding a bowl of healthy Salad, and feeling quite ignored*
-
*Pounces Jocularity*
-
*Gets Knocked down* Uh... hello. I take it you like salad?
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What kinda salad?
-
Whoa hey! Salad? Count me in!
-
Hurrah! Salad party!
-
Salad party? Is that like the opposite of a sausage fest?
-
Diiiiiirty minds
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No you.
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Never said I didn't have one :)
-
My mind is pure.
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No comment. :P
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Pure like a pig mud hole. Right :)
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Hey now! In all fairness Zippy never said What it was pure OF. :P
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nnnneeeed coffee
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No no... not coffee... chocolate *purrs*
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Always
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hey outcast one word for ya.
Kahlúa
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*shiver*
-
Uhh...Happy 4th to people!
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Happy 4th
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Aye happy 4th, though that means little here in australia
-
Happy late 4th to the Americans
Happy late friday also known as Saturday to everyone else :)
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The 4th was yesterday you crazy peoples! >.>
But I imagine the fireworks are gonna be bigger tonight... -seals self in bunker-
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Im going to more tonight.
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Me too! And Happy 5th to ya'll! :D
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I'm just being lazy today. Yay, happy 5th! Hehehe.
-
There was still a boom show tonight as well :)
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Not for me! But...it's still kinda lightish outside.
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Not here! :P
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Soon as my roommate gets home, we'll go out and finish off the fireworks! ^^
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Ooh fun!
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How was it?
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cookouts with boyfriends family are literally a religious run in. >.< Everyone wants us to go to church... and pray before meals. I believe I really do. But I'm sure I don't have to go to church to prove that.
-
*pokes thread again*
-
*runs from the poke*
-
*pokes from the run*
-
*Stares at all the strange people*
-
*Is the supreme victor!*
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*cough* Bull *cough*
-
*pretends to be victorious a few moments while waiting for the next person to rob the victory*
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YOINK!
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*grab* No take backs!!
-
*beats outcast and steals*
-
*coughs as he raises a hand from behind his back, extends his index finger and gently POKES the thread once again*
-
*whacks Wolf's finger*
-
*pinches Zippy*
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*Pulls out a whip and snaps it around, hissing*
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NO YOU CANT WIN. *evil cackle* (god i love that word)
-
>.>
<.<
>.>
:roll:
YOINK!
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http://poststuff2.entensity.net/063008/flash.php?media=techsupport.flv
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*During the chaos of thread poking, crying suprmacy, yoinking, and zippy snapping the whip, he takes the time to chain himself to the victory throne*
-
::fires up the sandblasting unit, cranks out the metal cutting torch, pulls down the protective visor::
-
*Zdan stands there quiet and firm in his position not moving at all, with a sudden movement he holds up one finger infront of the topic. With a sudden quickness he moves his finger the 2 inches and proceeds to make his POKE! of the thread then his hand goes down behind his back again.*
DA THREAD IS POKED!
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*takes out ear plugs* Hmm?
-
Thread Locked.
-
Oh really?
-
Nice try.
-
Dammit.
-
FAIL
-
No, no...it's "EPIC FAIL", not just fail. Jeez.
-
Forgive me goddess of all that is forum.
-
pfft. Mine.
-
Yoink!
::hops into Hyundi, drives up Highway 13 between Weyburn and Swift Current::
Go through the potholes! I dare ya! Welcome to the Red Flag Trail!
-
I'm a monster. Rawr.
-
I'm a monster. Rawr.
Sex fiend, sex fiend, he's a sex fiend~
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*poke*
-
SEX!
-
What in blazes?
I had already won this thing!
Now, shoo!
-
Pike off you!
Where's my FRUITS BASKET!
-
In *bleep*!
-
It ain't over yet!
-
But it is.
-
Nope
-
Never.
-
..winter Nights.
-
It ain't over until the BBW karaokes.
-
Shh... sleeping.
-
...
-
...Mew!
-
Milk?
-
puss iiiiiiiiiiiiiin boots
-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0Jh1jgsgZk
-
NO!
-
Nothing to see here, move along.
-
Oh gods not the bot from IRC!! How did you get out?? *shocked look at Azurite*
*innocently slips into last*
-
(http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/IBTL/1/IBTL-Crocodile.jpg)
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(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d66/mistformshadow/Thread%20funnies/dukehijack.gif)
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*breaks out the shotgun* Bring it on! *Duke Nukem voice*
-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWuteFLUPSY
-
How long has that been in production?
-
http://dragonage.bioware.com/ <- today
-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWuteFLUPSY
I love when the YouTube URLs look like they spell something. It amuses me.
How long has that been in production?
Forever? Hehe, see how I made it funny by using its name. I bet that's never been done before!
<.<;
I mean, just over 11 years. It has an officially announced release date of "when it's done."
-
*Sits down and jabs the thread with a stick*
-
*looks at the poked thread* "Is it okay?"
-
They've not opened the site yet... it's the 10th already!
-
Boy. Stop that.
-
Who where what?
-
Huh?
-
Okay, I'm lost. What are we talking about?
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Nothing, as usual.
-
No no, we're talking about Dragon Age's official site: http://dragonage.bioware.com/
It's now open a day later than the promised date.
They're looking for "World Builders" too, don't we got one or two around here?
-
Bah, I don't believe it. Just think how much money Bioware has lost supporting this creaky old NWN game. They'd be fools to release another ultra-moddable title.
I say the link is Azurite's phishing site! He wants my email address and birthday so he can e-mail me ninjas for my birthday!
-
...
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*kung fu yell*
-
Bah, I don't believe it. Just think how much money Bioware has lost supporting this creaky old NWN game. They'd be fools to release another ultra-moddable title.
Its all about premium modules. Not many games you make money off what amounts to someone elses expansion pack.
-
I likes money.
-
http://www.wulffmorgenthaler.com/striphandler.ashx?stripid=0026d4a6-3564-4226-bbbc-66c5598284bf
-
SPAM!
-
Tolling again!
-
So... lotn got a nwn2 server now?
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Dont think so.
-
Is that a totally dead project? Or is it inching along like a snail under a slow spell?
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I dont know. Id ask the DMs.
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Will do.
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Dead project *nods*
-
Thats sad.
-
I think the idea was tossed around, but after several people looked through the toolset, there became a realization that it just wasn't as feasible as NWN1 is. One of the big reasons being the build team in NWN1 can easily pick up the toolset and create. In NWN2, not so much. Half the build team would disappear. Also, not as many current player have the game/have an interest in the game. I know about four that don't have NWN2, and several more that have it, but aren't really impressed with it.
-
I have the game(collector's edition actually) but never played it.
Dragon Age, doesn't that sound like a good candidate for a lotn2?
We'll have to watch the trailer tonight (or tomorrow+).
-
I have collector's edition, too, but gravely disappointed when the specials were merely official campaign only...
I've been keeping an eye on Dragon Age for so bloody long, I thought it was a dead project until the release of the "4 Million Members" celebration.
They've got something finally! :shock:
But honestly, unless they can somehow keep the feasibility of much of NWN1's potentiality and customization (Character creation, classes, hak files, scripts, so on), I don't think LotN would move much further away from it's roots.
But that's just me speaking my mind. Let's hope this is a good one :D
And, before I forget.
-gets out the poking stick and pokes the thread-
-
Hated the interface. The 30 minutes I played of NWN2 was underwhelming. Now it's an expensive coaster!! Maybe I'll have it bronzed!
-
But honestly, unless they can somehow keep the feasibility of much of NWN1's potentiality and customization (Character creation, classes, hak files, scripts, so on), I don't think LotN would move much further away from it's roots.
I agree! And that's what I believe what they got in store for us too!
Are you a world builder or modder? We have epic news for you but our cruel masters have forbidden us from speaking on pain of death. Shapers of the world – join us!
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Yes, I did read that after I had posted...
Fingers crossed!
-
NWN 1 FTW.
-
*coughs during all this commotion going around on the thread and just pokes it yet again while everybody is running around*
-
Sitting down is what I do best.
-
See!!! He is a bot! *points at Azurite* BOT!!! How'd he get past Moth's kittens??!
-
-hides the little bag of catnip- >.>
... Someone drugged them.
-
Meanwhile...
(http://laughparty.com/funny-pictures/President-Bush-Eats-Kitten-1259.jpg)
-
Bush got the munchies.
-
... :(
-
Bad Bush put the kitty down!
-
*wanders off to hug her kitty*
-
kitty?
-
My kitty! Back off!
-
(http://www.unmotivate.com/pictures/heavybeer.jpg)
-
*holds his infamous finger up* :P teehee :P *pokes the thread*
-
...Pfft.
-
Trying to whistle?
-
This rebuild is taking sooooooo long ....
-
An hour and 54 minutes to do a complete rebuild on LotN. I just want you people to know what my poor CPU goes through for you ...
-
Buy a new one (http://xendolev.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/thumb_up.png)
-
Will this ever end?!
-
Only time will tell.
-
Hm hm hm hm!
-
You forgot one.
-
One what?
-
*POKE!*
-
*Coats thread in superglue so that Wolf's Poking finger gets stuck*
-
*Starts decorating with buttons and glitter*
-
(http://www.jeffreyhitchin.com/stamping/deadzebo.jpg)
-
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y108/BraliusMelchior/gazebo2.gif)
And a big beefy arm for good measure.
-
Tragdor!!!!
-
*Coats Trogdor in glue and lets Zippy follow up with Glitter and buttons again*
-
Nice touch there, Bralius.
-
Is it proper to name the gazebo after it's already died?
"I mean, he was a 'gazebo-man'... or maybe he was just a gazebo..."
-
Weee! *twirls about, sprinkling flowers and glitter and buttons and all that fun stuff on all the glue*
-
*Watches Zippy a moment* Hey! That looks like fun!
Oh oh! Me too! me too! ^^
-
Okay! *Hands Leah a bag of glitter!*
-
Girls.
-
Boys.
-
:shock:
-
:twisted:
-
:evil:
-
Hey, whats with the Gender Remarks? I'm here with the glue!
-
Thought it was a state of mind.
-
i thought it was ones preference *poke* btw
-
In that case, i prefer girls. :)
-
<.<
>.>
-
:roll:
-
Legacy of the North.
-
You know... a flame war might get this thread locked, so you can get the prize O.o
Just have to be nasty enough and hope you don't get banned!
-
You don't know, the prize for winning might be a ban.
-
Is possible.
-
You know... a flame war might get this thread locked, so you can get the prize O.o
Just have to be nasty enough and hope you don't get banned!
No, that would mean one of the DMs would win. They'd get the Last Post with "Thread no longer constructive" Or "Thread Locked"
-
Yeah, that'd be no fun.
-
not at all
-
This thread is no longer constructive.
-
This thread is now destructive.
-
??? :shock:
-
Ah noes!
-
Closing?
-
:lol:
-
:roll:
-
:lol:
-
:P ::POKE!!:: :P
-
Bwahaha! Destructive threads! *Smites floor*
-
Eh hehehehe.
-
*chuckles*
-
Everyone just calm down
I've taken over this thread and there's no use posting, just leave it be.
-
Yes, its quiet time. Don't wake the Baby.
-
*sneaks around*
-
<.<
-
>.>
-
O.O
-
Broken.
-
No you.
-
*glomp*
-
*'laxes*
-
don't do that too much.
-
My feets are hot.
-
take your shoes off?
-
Spam!
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE
-
...
-
Bwahaha, yes my viking brothers. This thread shall be our newest conquest!
(http://lib.lbcc.edu/handouts/images/Vikings/vikings3.jpg)
-
'Cept Vikin's git stopped jist a bit short.
(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o260/lalavball06/western/Cowgirl-2.jpg)
-
...
-
I'm lost.
-
*hands you a map*
(http://www.hcccnc.net/picture_library/nwn1-intro-movie-map-of-the-north.jpg)
-
*swipes map and blows his nose* Thanks!
-
Grr! Now I'm still lost! You meanie!
-
*shrug*
-
Where are the Snot Mountains?
-
I left my pants in Hairsville.
-
Maybe you should go get them.
-
Why did you even take your pants off in Hairsville?
-
always carry a spare pair in your pack!
-
And lots of socks!
-
SHOES!!!!
*sneaks by*
-
SANDALS!
-
FLIP FLOPS!!
-
And of course, a towel. One of the most important things when hitch-hiking the galaxy *Affirmative nod*
-
Don't forget some water!
-
Erhm... thanks for all the fish?
-
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=ojydNb3Lrrs
-
Haven't clicked that link, got a bad feeling.
-
That ones fine.
You can worry about... uhh... how about this one...
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=pZkZWlAIG0w
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I refuse to click either of em
-
Me too!
-
Probably the right thing to do.
-
*nod*
-
You lot are filled with...
...
I Don't know whether to say Wisdom, or cowardice.
-
A little from column A a little from column B.
-
Good stuff.
-
Tee hee.
-
Hi hi.
-
Hello!
-
Heya
-
How's it going?
-
(http://www.cold-moon.com/images/Motivators/GMs/futureamason.jpg)
-
I love that picture.
-
:/
-
huh?
-
She wants a skinny guy tied to a chair instead, dummy.
-
Actually, women are a million times more attractive than men. Doesn't mean I want them tied to chairs.
-
But maybe she wanted to be?
-
Ya know... isnt that picture... y'know.... in breach of some of the rules on posting?...
-
possibly joc
-
maybe/maybe not.
-
Wouldn't rule it out.
-
No more then a giant flaming middle finger or a sloganizer for penis.
She isn't naked. Sadly.
-
Moff runs these forums, not me. If it was me, most of you would be ...
(http://www.thundertree.org/filelib/LotN/img/banned-chimp.jpg)
-
Aww, you made the monkey scared, what did you do to it?
-
He was gunna ban it.
-
Poor monkey.
-
tsu made monkey cry, bad tsu.
-
Futurama is not a bannable offense.
-
Yes huh.
-
Youll have to file all he proper paperwork with hermis to ban Futurama from the forums.
-
lol
-
Youll have to file all he proper paperwork with hermis to ban Futurama from the forums.
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
-
Score!
-
Nuh uh.
-
How would you know?! :P
-
'Cause.
-
I still win.
-
No you don't.
-
:P
-
Zippy is right. You dont win.
I DO!!!
-
You do?
CONGRATZ!!
-
You wish aussie!
-
*Throws Wombat at NWoutcast*
-
<.<
*watches the Zombie fly past*
We need an attack the next person before you thread. That's where that wombat belongs.
-
Sure do.
-
You people are psycho!
-
Well thank you, thank you very much.
-
Didn't like that movie.
-
Oh yeah?
Well I don't like your combat boots!
-
:O
-
I don't have any combat boots!
-
Me either.
-
Don't have any wombat boots either, if that was what you meant.
-
*raises a finger* i got boots with bells
-
I've got boots with buckles.
-
These boots are made for walking.
-
And that's just what they'll do.
-
-throws a boot at Mannequin- (Boot to the head!)
-
and one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you XD
-
Speachless.
-
Yeah, me too, mostly. So.. uhh...how's everyone?
-
:D
-
Dumbfounded.
-
I see.
-
Whats next for the Forum Sing-along?
-
No idea.
-
"This was a triumph!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI)
-
Another trap, eh?
-
Naaawww (Infinite Loop >.>)
-
Naaawww (Infinite Loop >.>)
you lie! *steals tail's muffins and runs*
-
Tails had muffins?
-
Yes, I had them from the Muffin Man, the one that lives on Drewberry Lane!
You [Expletive Deleted] YOU STOLE MY [Expletive Deleted]! I'LL GET YA YOU [Expletive Deleted]!
-chases down Wolf with a crowbar-
-
*looks back to see a Tails carrying a crowbar* AHH! *runs faster*
-
Wow...what a mouth you have, Tails!
-
I'm making a note here... HUGE success.
-
You managed to make a note?
-
*Randomly runs past Zodi hoping Tail doesnt see him hide behind her*
-
How long are you going to run for, Wolf?
-
~admin_noclip Tails 1
* Tails has had noclip mode enabled on them
Run, puppy, run!
-
-.-
Thank you for getting a Flock of Seagulls stuck in my head.
-
Mine?
-
Yours?
-
*has muffins too*
-
*Stuffs her muffins in a safe*
-
I remember eating a muffin year 2006, it was delicious.
-
I don't really like muffins...unless they're blueberry Costco muffins! Mmm.
-
Do you know the muffin man?
-
Nope... :( Do you?
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NOT MY GUMDROP BUTTONS!!!
-
(http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa226/kristinvlasto/pope_star_wars.jpg)
The things people notice...
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Creepy
-
He looks scary.
-
>.>
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/satinfalcon/mazda_pi.jpg)
Win.
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/A
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I see pie!
-
I had pie yesterday.
-
I baked pie yesterday.
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What kind?
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Mm... pie.
-
>.>
<.<
I have cake.
And beer.
-
What kind of beer?
-
I made Blueberry pie. I only make the sweet kinds. <.< I also made fudgecake
-
Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale.
Must pick up Brahma Beer.
-
Nirvie is drinking Guinness.
-
I had peach raspberry pie! And cheesecake...and uhm...uhm...hot chocolate! Mm. And vanilla ice cream!
-
Well... i have
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Pancakes.... I Know thats not as good as a pie, but its still awesome
-
I hate pancakes.
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I like ice cream.
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me too.
-
BEEEER!
-
Beer is icky.
-
Mead :D Oldest fermented drink known to humanity, and i do believe they have gotten it right the first time.
-
Speaking of fermentation...my dad is making home made pickles. ...It's really, really gross.
-
Why won't he buy some instead?
-
He's strange and wants to do it himself. It really stinks.
-
You Make him sound like a crazy gnome... >.>
-
If this were a fantasy world...I bet he would be a crazy gnome. :P
-
Like Pnyx.
-
Have you tried introducing him to NwN? :P
-
Thatd be interesting, but you try hanging out with a parent offline as well as on. Not to fun.
-
My dad doesn't like online games. He's sticking to his weekly pnp get together with his friends. :P
-
So He Does Play A Gnome!
-
(http://www.comicon.com/pulse/images_07/0kayconan1.jpg)
"You speak in riddles," said Conan uneasily. "Let me see my foe and I'll cleave his skull to the teeth."
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Nah...he doesn't play a gnome, but he usually does play a crazy wizard. Close enough, perhaps?
-
Gnome Illusionist FTW!
-
Zifnab
-
Fizban?
-
Same person, different world.
-
You can not win, Azurite!
-
And you think you can?
:twisted:
-
Nah, but it's fun to try.
-
The fight gone outta ya?
-
I'm not a fighter.
-
But i am!
*Battleaxes all three o' you*
-
Heeeeeey! I thought we were friends! Can't we uhm... just sit with some popcorn and watch other people fight?
-
*Shrugs* I'm cool with that.
-
I disagree.
-
You don't have to agree!
*Offers Jocularity some yummy popcorn and sits down.*
-
*Sits with zippy and shares popcorn as they watch NWoutcast hit Azurite with a sneak attack*
-
Oooh. *munches popcorn*
-
*karate chop*
-
*ninja kicks from out of nowhere ...like ninjas do. Then tosses water balloons on Zippy and Joc*
-
As long as you know how it is.
-
Heeey! We're just watching the show, not partaking in it!
-
*snickers and launches two more at them*
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*Zodi gains XP for the combat and suddenly becomes very distracted. Using that opportunity i build a fort*
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::truck pulls up::
"Here's yer four tons o' TNT."
"Thanks. I've been waiting all week for this. Now, just need to deliver this to this fort and get it set up."
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*Grabs a towel and wraps it around herself*
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According to the hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy, a towel is one of the most important things you can have. *Sage nod*
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*rents a catapult and begins filling up balloons*
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*gets an umbrella MADE OF STEEL!*
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*Crawls inside a waterproof tent*
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*knock knock*
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*Goes ethereal*
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Who's there?
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(screen deleted)
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...
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Screen deleted who?
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I dunno, I got confused.
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I see.
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Do you really?
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Indeed I do.
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Are you sure?
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*Squeezes a Lemon and lets the juice drip on the floor for no apparent reason*
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There's always a reason.
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Randomness
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Well he did say no apparent reason.
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'course theres a reason. I Just don't know what it is.
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Tee hee.
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I know what it is.
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No you don't.
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Of course he does, he's the sever admin. that makes him like some all-knowing deity.
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But...he bows to me! Ahahahaha.
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And who do you bow to?
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Her Disney movies.
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Do you need to bow down to something?
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I don't bow to anything. Even disney movies. :P
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That's the spirit.
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Indeed. I can see the makings of a fine mercenary warrior in you. :P
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*Holds head high*
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*Brings the golf club*
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...*Attax!*
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*brings in a bulldozer*
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*Brings the lawn mower*
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*Brings...uhh...cookies!*
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*drinks coffee*
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*Brings the lawn*
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I'll bring the...
(http://incredimazing.com/static/media/2008/06/03/82da865190f5100/8b9a129843e36d73d01f4b7f2023c34b.jpg)
No added salt!
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*Brings the blanket*
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*Brings a computer*
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*Brings the internet*
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*Brings a TV*
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*Brings a universal remote*
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*Brings a DvD player*
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*brings all the food he can to start a buffet*
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*Takes all of it* :P
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*Brings a new batch of everything*
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^.^ Thanks for restocking, Azurite! *Random hug*
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(http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/2357/puresis04vu3.gif)
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*Takes it all and puts back the first batch*
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...*Stare*
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*Turns the second batch into a decorative sculpture and puts it back too*
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Uhh... 'Kay...
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*brings an ice sculpture*
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*Aurilite is happy*
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*Melts it with a campfire*
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Hey, NWoutcast went to all the trouble of carving that, and you just melt it? How Cruel...
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Mmmm... Ice Fusion Bar! Went to a party this summer and they had a huge ice sculpture bar that they were serving drinks out of. Raspberry Cosmo infusions among other concoctions. They even had a shot slide out of ice. It was beautiful!
*turns on the DM weathermaker* Don't go destroying my ice sculptures!!!
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Ice Luge = Trouble
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>.>
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No fighting
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Aww.... *Puts down battleaxe*
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Hugs, not figh- wait... :roll:
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That's the way
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What?
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Hm?
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Hm?
((Yay, double post!))
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(http://www.harborsales.net/images/Double_Large.jpg)
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So that's what it was
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Yep
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Always good to know
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Can you ever really -know-?
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Flargle blargle
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What theMannequin said.
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My feet hurt...
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My back hurts. Standing to much at work. :cry:
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I was stuck at the mall for 8 hours...
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:( Im sorry Zippy. I have to work 9am-1pm then go back at 4:30pm-10:30pm tomorrow.
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I think I'm getting a cold.
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Your in Canada. Aren't you already cold?
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Not when it's 30 Celsius. Having a cold when it's hot out sucks.
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Zodi made me do it. *runs and hides*
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OH yeah? I fell down the stairs!
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I'm playing the waiting game with technology.
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Aren't we all?! I broke my toe not long ago Zippy.
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::slurps coffee::
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*Ponders* Uhm...I'm seeing three different doctors!
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I've heard about worse.
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Well, i've been hit in the face by a longsword, quaterstaff, towershield, books, steel plated fist, and custard pies.
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Heheh. Uhm...Someone hit me in the head with a metal bar once!
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Who would do such a thing? Clearly you lead an excitingly dangerous life if you're always standing too long and falling down stairs.
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Just wait until that includes walking out doors and getting hit by a bus.
...what?
It could happen!
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Yes, yes. My life is very dangerous. *Nods firmly.*
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All our lives can be dangerous.
But steer clear of anyone who spills fresh, hot McDonalds coffee in their laps. Those people, they are beyond dangerous.
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I'd say its more important to stay clear of anyone who spills fresh, hot coffee in Other people's laps.
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I was thinking if you're in a car with them, they're driving about ten kilometers over the speed limit on the highway, and then the spill is made.
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Ah, so that it goes everywhere, burning all passengers and leaving impossible stains on the car seats. Right.
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Even leaving impossible stains on the passengers.
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:shock: That would just suck. *to zippy* I have a crack in my skull that you can feel from hitting my head on a rock and splitting it open when I was a kid.
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My left kneecap goes squish sometimes from an old injury in high school.
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I broke my left wrist in 2nd grade.
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I split my head open and had to get stitches.
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Someone split my head open with a rock, blood everywhere.
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I cut an artery in my foot when I was 13. I was barefoot in the yard jumping the steeplechase course we had just made out of freshly mowed grass, pretending I was a horse and stepped on wedge of glass. Pulsating blood, not such a great thing. Seven stitches on the outside, not sure what they did on the inside.
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OW! I had to get three stitches in my tongue. I used to play baseball with my tongue out to the side like Micheal Jordan, assistant coach gave me a high pop fly late at night. Waited under the ball what seemed like forever, moved my glove to see where the ball was, and the ball hit me right under my nose making me bite my tongue. Wasn't pretty.
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Hurts just thinking about it.
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I think I'm out of material.
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Me too. But I Have a Friend who lost two fingers to an axe, and another friend who took a spear to the throat, And Another who broke his back.
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My sister nearly cut her own finger off when she was really little. She just wanted to help with the cooking!
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My dad sliced the skin off between his thumb and forefinger while stripping copper wire.
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I've had a kick to the groin.
It hurts by the way.
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I've had a filled bottle of Coke dropped on my groin. It Does hurt.
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My sister once chopped off a piece of her skin with scissors while distracted and then I poured rubbing alcohol on it to make sure it didn't get infected. She was really mad at me because I told her it wouldn't hurt. *Snicker* She didn't trust me cleaning her wounds for years after that... My intentions were good!
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You villainous rogue. 8) Lies Get you no-where. Courage is in knowing what you face. :P
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She sooo wouldn't have done it. Hehehehe.
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So just ask her if she'd preferred Drancunculiasis.
http://infectiousdiseases.about.com/od/transmissionandinfection/p/guinea_worm.htm
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You should've said "Yes, it'll hurt." the same moment you applied it to her wound.
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That works too.
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Haha, didn't think about it. It was many years ago...back when I was evil!
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Aye, we all had our demon days.
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Bwuah ha ha.
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That word association thread is looking quiet. I wish it was this one. Then i would have won.
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You'll never win, no one ever will. I think Sakes did once...but then the thread was reopened. *shrug*
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The thing is, if the tread does get forgotten, and someone does win, they cant boast about it, because then it draws attention again and they lose.
P.s. I win
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No. I win!
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Neither of us wins! A small transgenic rodent in antarctica does.
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...Whoa.
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I've already won, I'll win again.
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LIES!!!
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RODENT!
Rodent, Rodent Rodent!
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I wonder what all of you would do if I locked this topic right now?
*finger hovers over the lock button*
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If the thread was locked No one would have a place to vent their randomness, so it would all spill over ingame and turn into abuse, eventually destroying the server! :shock:
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That's happened once.
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I would cry.
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I was completely shocked.
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But then Sakes unlocked it again.
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Yeah. I remember saying to myself "What do I spam now...?"
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You can't always just spam words.
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Too much spam and vikings will raid your house.
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NOt the vikings, the Loonies.
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Just look our for the ones with the straight jackets.
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I thought that was a prerequisite for Loonies.
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Depends on the type of Loonie.
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Well, definitely not the Canadian dollar.
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...
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What?
The Canadian dollar, it's nickname is the Loonie.
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So that explains why you are how you are...
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No, that explains our government.
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That Explains Government. Period.
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It gets better. The two dollar coin was given the "original name" of the twoonie.
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Thats what you get when you have coins that go above a dollar.
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It's supposed to be very European. *shrugs* In reality, it means I have five pounds of change.
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Which has to suck.
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It can make for an awesome impromptu weapon, mind you.
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That true. Or in Hitman, a way to distract people. *clink* Ooh money.
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You can do that normally in real life.
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I've heard the Real Life game sucks.
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Too bad it does take precedence over all others.
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I hate that game most of the times. And Im a hard core gamer.
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It takes skill and patience. Like, waiting for pay day to roll around. It's not as easy, plus power builds... totally don't exist.
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Need to grind for another 22 days before I get my quest reward.
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I've already gotten my rewards for level 20 and 30, just workin' on my level 40 badge now.
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Been playing for that long, eh?
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I am a slave to the game that is life.
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*pouts* I only have a 10 and a 20 level badge. But I get paid tomorrow which makes everything better.
I just have to put up with the new guy at work that should have stopped long before he got his first badge. Why me?
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Sadly, you can't ban people from this game.
At least, not legally.
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I wish. Some people just need it sometimes.
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I love my office work though, at the computer all day long.
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Yeah, when i'm finished with school, i've already got a foot in the door for the coolest job ever. :D
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What's that?
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Distribution of Machinery Coolant :lol:
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Interesting
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Thats cool.
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*facepalm* Bad pun.
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What!? I couldnt resist, even though I agree that it was a horrible pun.
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Admittedly, I can see the humour in the pun, no matter how bad.
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Like a vacuum cleaner salesman?
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...
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I used to be a vacuum cleaner salesman. At least it was for a high end vacuum. They were really nice. Vacuum and a steam cleaner all in one. If you wanted to spend anywhere from 950-1750 for it.
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You could use it on any kind of floor and mat?
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Hmmm... vacuum or small car....
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used junk car more like it :P
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my car is 13 years old, has just shy of 300k miles and i still paid more then that for it.
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My car came out to $4,000.
It's a 2000 Hyundai Accent GS.
And it's still more reliable than most Ford and Chev products made today.
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It could be used on anything and came with enough attachments to choke a horse. The only way to break the hose was to cut it and the extenders were made out of the same material as Nascar windshields. The Shampooer was the best thing by far though. Also, you could put a handle on it and carry it to a bed or your couch and vacuum with it that way.
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"Hmmm. So, this is the horse choking model? Where's that attachment?"
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Does it need industrial coolant? Maybe we can work together :lol:
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Hell I can build ad mats for the company.
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Hello people! I am back to spam you once more!
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GAH! No!
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Nyahahaha.
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....where'd I put that anti spam patch?
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Checked your pockets?
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Dangit!
They ain't there.
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They never are.
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It's always in the last place you look.
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Ewww...
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Not in there!
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Are you sure?
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noes.
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I'm positive.
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I'm negative.
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I'm at home.
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in your pants?
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...yes...um... sure?
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Aha!
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Azurite guessed right.
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Actually, they were under my pants. The ones in my laundry basket.
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Close enough for me.
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...that's in the other room.
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Still the same general area.
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That's just close, and that only works in horse shoes and hand grenades.
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You could say "it's the bomb"?
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But who dropped the bomb?
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I believe that would be theMannequin.
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No, that would not.
The common defense for such a thing is "you smelt it, you dealt it."
You accused first, so you dropped the bomb.
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EWWW! Azurite!
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I blame OCC. He lets out some ripe ones.
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TMI
TMI!!!
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That I do. :D
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Hmm?
He meant me?
If you look back I never accused anyone of anything.
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I believe that would be theMannequin.
Uh huh....
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He spoke of hand grenades, so yeah, it sounded likely.
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Likely, no.
Not even literally.
I also spoke of horse shoes, but I doubt there'd be any of that either.
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TMI
TMI!!!
not just a typo of your name XD
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LOL. Thats funny
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/satinfalcon/shitscreek.jpg)
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Looks fake.
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Who knows if it is or not.
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The creator.
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Real.
Fake.
Funny as hell.
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But see. I like to go up Shit Creek without a paddle. More fun that way.
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I wonder if they'd have a concession stand, souvenirs, that kinda thing.
-
I want a keychain.
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I want a Klondike Bar.
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(http://www.comicon.com/pulse/images_07/0kayconan2.jpg)
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I still want a Kondike Bar.
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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? *hums the jingle*
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About the same as what I'd do to get my hands on the secret to how they get the caramel inside a Caramilk bar.
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It's not that complicated.
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It's probably made in a mold.
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Probably. Would be the easiest way of doing it. I like Twix.
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I like chocolate. That sums it up.
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*gobbles down the three Arrow bars he bought*
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And I like giving you chocolates. Keeps you happy. :D
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I like chocolate too :(
-
*stops mid bite on a Caramilk bar*
...mine.
...dammit.
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<.< *steals chocolate and jewelry* No mines!
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O.O
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There's only one way to settle this. We must cut the child in two!
Err... Chocolate. I meant Chocolate.
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Baby killer! *shakes a finger a Joc* Behave yourself.
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*bitch slaps occ* I love you today. Tomorrow I'll probably hate you. Are you okay with this?
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I usually am. I deal with it on a regular basis dont I?
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Noes. Usually you ignore me. Which I am fine with
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Mainly because you tell me too. lol
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I know. Cause you are clingy and needy and I don't want that.
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What can I say. I am what I am.
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81 more to go.
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Cant wait to see you pass her.
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Pass who?
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#1 baby!
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I'm not female.
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I'm super close to passing Chyelle for number one poster. I've been limiting my post whoring in the spam threads though. Which is why I just haven't post warred with anyone. I want to "earn" it.
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*bump*
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*looks at the phpBB administrator's panel* Hmm, surely there's a button -somewhere- on here to reset post counts ...
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That would just give me the best chance to be first poster :P
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*cough* That is limiting yourself??! :shock: *giggle*
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She would then just have to compete with me, the spammer extraordinaire, and flav, the story poster extraordinaire, for first place.
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MY FINGERS!!!
THEY'RE BLEEDING, FROM ALL THE TYPING!!!
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Hey, theMannequin... what's your avatar about?
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It's the Female Paragon dance from Guild Wars!... I need to learn how to make GIF animations like that...
-digs through Spore creators for possible GIF animations of creatures-
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It's not usually sped up like that.
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I prefer the ranger and necromancer dance myself.
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The female dances are all better. Though, to see the male Ritualist dancing like Napolean Dynamite was hilarious.
-
Do they dance in Warhammer Online?
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No idea as I don't play that game.
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Couldnt tell you.
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The dance my avatar has is for the Paragon profession, which is one of two professions unlocked with Nightfall expansion. The Female dance resembles a traditional African Tribal dance.
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Female elementalists have the best dance though. Female Rangers come in second.
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The male Ranger Break Dances and the Necro head bangs.
Male and Female Necro
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e227/OCC718/Male_Necromancer_Dance.gif)(http://wiki.guildwars.com/images/2/2d/Female_Necromancer_Dance.gif)
Male and Female Ranger
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e227/OCC718/Male_Ranger_Dance.gif)(http://wiki.guildwars.com/images/a/af/Female_Ranger_Dance.gif)
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The female Ranger. This dance features many common Cheerleader moves, as seen at Major/Minor sporting events worldwide. Players with Avatar of Melandru active will use this dance.
(http://wiki.guildwars.com/images/a/af/Female_Ranger_Dance.gif)
The female elementalist. This dance emulates a version of the belly dance performed by Shakira from the song Ojos Asi.
(http://wiki.guildwars.com/images/a/a1/Female_Elementalist_Dance.gif)
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And there are a few more.
-
yay for dancing.
-
Last time I "danced" was 13-15 years ago, I shudder at the memory.
-
That long?
*tosses stuff into a bon fire*
What's that? This? Oh... I'm just building a fire... so I can roast marshmallows. Really!
-
mm, hot choco...
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Ill bring the hot dogs.
-
Do they dance like this over the Ocean? :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A19fJKpNqzw
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That was interesting to watch. Definitely different.
-
Not bad.
And hey DSFace!
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Yeah. Havent seen you around in a while DSFace. Whats going on?
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Definantly awesome. And probably harder than it looks.
Here's another style that some of the lads at my school got me watching.
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=DpIAcRkbS6Q
Moonboy doing Hardstyle. Its pretty cool to watch.
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Kid can dance thats for sure.
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I like that music too in that.
This is also cool.
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=juGP4NscKqY
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only you joc.
-
He'll never get laid in those glasses.
-
You never know. The nerd look is in again.
-
That is true. Seen recent college students wearing nerdy glasses.
-
There's all kinds of people.
-
Yes, yes there are.
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And you cant get away from most of them.
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Live in a small town. Then you can either get away, or the people just make up stories about you.
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That does indeed sound small.
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That's life in a small town. Mostly they leave you alone, but make up stories on coffee row.
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Sounds interesting. Also, sounds likes the town I lived in with 200 people.
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Also known as villages.
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Yes, that would be correct. But even towns of 2,000 are like that.
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Wouldn't know. Live in a town with over 100,000 people.
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Outlook hovers around 2,100. Saskatoon is much larger.
250,000
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Bloomington had a population of 69,291 and the metropolitan area was 175,506 in 2000. Probably close to 200,000 or above today. 3,511.1 people per square mile.
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42,695 in the county (Watauga; > 96% white)
14,717 in the town (Boone)
15,871 students at the university (Appalachian State)
It's a strange little town. But I like it.
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Here go the more up date details.
Population of Bloomington, IN in 2007:
City: 72,254 (85.7% white)
County: 128,643
Indiana University: approx. 40,000
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At a population of 16,914 in 2005, my last college had a higher enrollment than the number of people in my town. But, I don't think that includes the perpetual transient population.
-
Colleges always make up most of the population. At least main colleges.
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(http://gallery.xcave.net/images/comics/others/redsonja/RedSonja012_JimLee.jpg)
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Cool, but completely random.
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That's what this is all about.
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*waits lurking in the shadows* >.>
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LURKER!!!
-
I still scare her on a regular basis.
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Ah, scaring people is fun.
Do one from me!
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I win!
-
And your prize is the girl in the picture above.
Not the scantily clad babe with the greatsword, mind you. I am referring to that giant worm behind her. It happens to be female. :P
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Actually, just the picture.
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*dripping sarcasm* And I was trying so hard to win it too.
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NEVAR!
-
*random wave*
-
*high five*
-
*Surfs the wave*
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Surfs up Dude!
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Totally man. Just gotta watch out for- OH NO!! *Gets eaten by the shark in his avatar*
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The walrus will save you!
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IM BACK!
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WELCOME BACK!
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Thank you.
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Kyrinna... my daughter the toddler not the character...was just running around the living room flapping her arms... just like your avvy...only she was cuter!
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Small children happen to have that cuteness ability, for some reason.
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Thats not a walrus, its a Dugong.
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A wha?
-
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dugong
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Oh!
Okay, I understand now.
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Nah, I say Manatee.
-
I have a very Ironic injury... i have a small cut on the inside of my cheek which only hurts when i don't smile.
-
That's very... odd.
-
Happy Triple Digits!
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Yay, triple!
Next up is quadruple!
-
Quadruple? Does this herald a golden age of spam? :?
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Golden age? What happend to the Bronze age?
-
bronze age was the birth of porn on the internet!
-
... I was trying to think of something to say... but... I've got nothing...
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Yeah, same here.
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See? Its already starting! People have nothing worthy to say now! The spam is coming everyone! Repent! Repent!
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I've always got something to say. See "something". There I said it again. :lol: LOL
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*kicks OCC in the shin and giggles manically*
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Such violence! :O *Thwaps Outcast*
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Violence? Does this mean i can go crazy with the battleaxe again now?
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*fires a fireball at Outcast* Burn!
-
An elemental spell?
How generic.
-
*opens a wormhole and pitches an old Exxon oil tanker*
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That's more like it!
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This looks like a good place as any to appologize for my lack of net again for a few days as my grandma finishes moving out this week.. and I get the net transferred to my name.. meanwhile I have access at the station and maybe if Im lucky on my laptop in the evenings. I should be back to my normal times by friday night.. I'll miss you all until then!!!
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:(
On a related note: HOW'RA YA DRINKS LADS!?
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Good and strong as always.
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Still going? Win. Server crashed btw1 Kthnxbai
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I am the only one who can get online and I am in Australia. Go figure.
P.S. the tracert is still showing dropouts but ultimately reroutes itself into the apalachian mountains finally!
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*slap*
How'yer dr *head explodes*
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oh that's just gross.
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*picks up the pieces and puts them back together like a puzzle* What? Im bored!
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*Offers a bottle of glue labelled "Cleric"* Here, this might help.
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(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i95/dcsean/honey-1.jpg)
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First, why would anyone experiment to come to that conclusion?
Second, why would someone else see that as a problem?
Third, why the hell would you post it on forums?
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Double post, no less
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Oh nothing dear... That was just a Cinnimon Roll that was clearly distressed for no concernable reason. Who ran out side to the bus stop in a hurry, and knock over a Snow Cone Baby. Who died. So the Snow Cone Babies summoned the giant dick in the sky, which injurried him terribly. But not TOO terribly because it made it all the way to Mexico and ordered a tall one just before the giant dick violently destroyed him.
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Still going? Win. Server crashed btw1 Kthnxbai
My ISP likes to do maintenance between midnight and 2am Eastern US time. They usually reboot a router at least once a week, which makes everyone go poof for about 5 minutes. *shrug* Think of it as a mandatory comfort break.
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Wow...
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Some people still can't log on 24 hours later. Long, selective maintenance? ;)
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Sounds like the workings of the man, Tsu. I'll have to keep an eye on the situation..
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It's the intertubes.
Eventually it will work again.
If you wanna help me troubleshoot, open a command prompt, run a traceroute and send me the results.
tracert nwn.lotn.info
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OH-HO! I see what you did there! You're pretending to be helpfull with all your strange computurz talkings, but you're just trying to win. And to think! I almost clicked on that funny looking link.
For what, I do not know.. by the by. I win.
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*head explodes*
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WIN!!!
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Everyone loves magical Trevor cause the tricks that he does are ever so clever.
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That is so very... old.
Still, fun little song. Until it gets annoying.
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What song?
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"How're yer Drinks Lads?" Remix!!!
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I was speaking of Magical Trevor.
Magical Trevor (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoK45egKq0w)
And, another favourite!
Magical Trevor! Live! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O39DGJOM1x4&NR=1)
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look at him now disappearin a cow ....yeah yeah
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Old don't mean lame. Trevor r0xxor5 some serious b0xx3rz. Was honestly just wondering how many people remembered it.
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True, old doesn't mean that.
However, this does not detract from the fact that it is.
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Ah, had only seen the first one.
A classic.
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Stop posting you babalonian whores! For victory is mine! Muahaha.. haha.. HAHAHA!
So says the leathery leathery whip.. cause its made of magic.
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No!
Looks like it isn't.
And the whip isn't magic either. More like yarn too.
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But with a little flick, yeah yeah, yeah, the cow is back!
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Though you sook to steal my prize, Tails. Your playing along has appeased me. Soriel's revenge will now consist of one less jar of fire ants..
Oh, and I win again!
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But one MORE jar of basalisks
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Winning doesn't mean second place.
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Technically, with your post that puts Oscer in 3rd.
And haha, look, with this one he is 4th from the last post. Redering me the temporarily victorious candidate until this post is followed by...
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....mine.
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Though you sook . . .
sook: a female crab
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Don't make me stab you.
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CRAB BATTLE!
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Kinglar(er?), I choose you! Claw hammer attack, go!
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*has giant crab legs for dinner*
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My 501st post!
I Dedicate it to star wars geeks everywhere!
http://www.501stlegion.org/index.php
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Wow! 501! Congrats.
Someday...SOMEDAY I'll make it to 1000.
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Less than 75 away.
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How many do I have. oh there it is.
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Your avatars all have way to much movement in them.. get stuck watching the guy run in circle forever. Then I notice the chick loosing her freak'n mind above it.. and well.. then the guy running in circles grabs my attetenion again.. then that one avatar with the two monks showing off, spasing lady, circle guy. To much for this sad case of ADHD to take. :cry:
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::toys with making animated gifs of the banners::
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Don't make me bust the spork out on you..
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My avatar is still. *nods*
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(http://aboutheroes.com/Untitled-1-thumb-455x679.jpg)
Conan put his back against the wall and lifted his ax. He stood like an image of the unconquerable primordial--legs braced far apart, head thrust forward, one hand clutching the wall for support, the other gripping the ax on high, with the great corded muscles standing out in iron ridges, and his features frozen in a death snarl of fury--his eyes blazing terribly through the mist of blood which veiled them. The men faltered--wild, criminal and dissolute though they were, yet they came of a breed men called civilized, with a civilized background; here was the barbarian--the natural killer. They shrank back--the dying tiger could still deal death.
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Temptest of Set lawl spams your barbarian class. How does it feel to know the class that represented Conan him self was so full of fail in Age of Conan?
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I loved my egyptian whore
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Heh.. I chose the class thinking to play the spiffier looking healer. Didn't know I wind up being a walking nuke factory with weak ass heals. :?
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Heh.. I chose the class thinking to play the spiffier looking healer. Didn't know I wind up being a walking nuke factory with weak ass heals. :?
I handle them just like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEWHbhLx_-Y
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Please, that would be a Assassin vrs a Barbarian fight. If ol' boy was a tempest he'd stand still and lawl spam aoe's, tossing hots on him self.. And maybe drop a totem of win.
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I am the Hammer of Torm! *runs away giggling*
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I am the arrow?
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I am the Walrus
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No you're not.
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AM SO!
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You should let the judges decide.
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Ohhh.. so sorry. The Judges are ruling against it this time. Looks like you're going home short a million, but you still get to keep your brand new..
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Brand new...cookie! Freshly baked?
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Hmm, good question.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4YUzMEQNlI
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdu-fNTPboo
War of the remix movie spoofs! Go go go!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcCZVgqisic
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Does it still count when I just follow a link from your spoof? Ah who cares, Bebop has the best theme evar!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQp_nz9EdhQ&feature=related
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppmz0mZFEZQ&feature=related
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... wow thanks to kattze.. when I watched that video.. I pictured and Androsphinx wearing bright white sneakers/rollerskates doing the moon walk...
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It could happen..
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Nah.
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I'm lost! Maybe I should watch the videos and then I won't be...
But that makes too much sense!
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This is the Last post thread, where everyone and everything is lost. Including the point.
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Including...the pie? I can't find it.
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Yeah, the pies are all IC at the moment. Though the cake is here and pleading for attention!
(http://www.justdesserts.com/images/6_Lemon_Cake-023604.jpg)
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I loooove cake!
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*bakes zippy a cake* I know you dont like chocolate but I did make you funfetti cake!
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Funfetti!! :O
My favorite! ^.^ You're the bestest.
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Wow, this thread made it about 10 spaces down the list. Maybe Zippy won? Oh wait...
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Darn you, Joc! *Wags a fist* You...you...NEWB!
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Nope I will reign supreme.
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*Shoves Outcast out of the way* Move it, this is my spot!
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-sits down before she does- HA!
This oddly reminds me of musical chairs...
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*Sits on Tails*
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And thus conclude's today's lesson on "4W35U3M"
(A shiney penny to the bastard who knows that quote)
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no idea
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Awesome? *sitting down on zippy's lap*
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Gratz, you can shakely translate the langauge of..
http://www.megatokyo.com/strip/1162
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Oof. Gods, I shoulda sat down last...
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I win and you can sit on my lap if you want. Sorry tails your lap better be sturdy!
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Every attempt before this one is now deemed a failure. Gratz
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Attempt at what?
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Who is teh fail now Oscer huh? huh? huh? XD
<3
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We are all teh failz.
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NO U! -points at-
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*blows raspberries*
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Again, failures.
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He's so negative.
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*shove* Pwned f**ker!
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...Stop stealing my lines! :evil:
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Well, how are we supposed to know what your lines are?
You should tell us what you are about to say before you say it so we know what you are saying when you say it...
>.>
<.<
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Negative? Hah.. negative was the feeling I felt as I was made to run lil over a mile in full gear, dropping to give however many pushups my drill yelled and getting up to run untill bid to repeat.
Yeah.. never mistake your 1st SgT for another pvt in basic. (in my defence, they looked the same from behind!)
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>.>
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Uhm... mew?
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mew?
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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!!
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EEEK!
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Yus! I skeered him!
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Listen, children. To a story that was written long ago. About a kingdom on a mountain and the valy folk below. On the mountain was the treasure burried deep beneath the stone.. and the valy folk swore they'd have it for their very own..
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That was a boring story. I want a new one! *pouts*
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FAIL! That is epic song of irony to the max.
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*Steps on Oscer's foot. With a tank. Beams*
I win!
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-scoots out from inside the tank-
O HAI! I downgraded yer engine.
-treads pop off-
... Those too. -steals the win-
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I dont normally like doing this but, GO OBAMA!
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*Rummages in his portable hole, produces a holy hand grenade, and pulls the pin*
One...
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A holy weapon shall not strike down the righteous! I fear thee not!
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See now, thats where you're wrong. The nade is for this lil fellow, who will take care of you for us. Can't have him running amuck once he's done.
*Open ths door of a cat carrier, unleashing THE BEAST WITH THE POINTED TEETHES!*
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Its just a rabbit! I'll take it on! *Charge*
AAARGH! NO! *Killed by the very pointy teethes in a way i won't bother describing because everyone has seen this scene a billion times (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg)*
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*Hand grenade ticks meanwhile*
Two....
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FIVE!!!!
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Thou shall not count just to two for that is to short!
Thou shall not count to five for that is too long!
One must count to thr *BOOM*
*fizzle*
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I've decided...from now on, I will only respond to the last post in this thread, without reading anything before it! Hehehehe, that'll be interesting.
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WHAT IF WE MAKE IT SO NOTICEABLE THAT YOU CAN'T HELP READING IT?
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:shock:
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Or simply to remain unnoticed?
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*ponders the sociology at work in this post and if it will ever truely end*
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No, it'll never end!
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Please, I know as much as the next guy Sakes is gona post the final post and lock it. Giving him self the super-awsome win sauce reward.
...
It's a Liger, isnt it!?
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He has already done that once, but then unlocked it!
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Of course this thread will end. Someone just has to say something offensive enough for it to be deemed no longer constructive.
Not that I'm encouraging this.. at all.... >_>
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Of course this thread will end. Someone just has to say something offensive enough for it to be deemed no longer constructive.
Not that I'm encouraging this.. at all.... >_>
Leave it to the convict to ruin it for everyone.
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One word.
Shiv.
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SERIOUSLY WHO NAMES THEIR KID SHIV!?
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Filthy Aussies, thats who.
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I've never heard the name "Shiv"
Is it a city thing? Perhaps country peasants like me miss a lot.
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yeah whats a Shiv?
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..?
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..?
Yay! Double post!
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Double FAIL! -bonk-
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*watches, eats cake*
Yeah.
I said it.
CAKE!
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-slams pie over it-
You didn't say it until after you said you did! LIAR!
TEH CAEK IS A LIE!
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No you!
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So...
I just finished highschool...
N' stuff...
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Congrats...
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So, what's going on?
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'We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig. Cow after cow. Village after village. Army after army.'
- Kurtz, Apocalypse Now
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Ok... so that's what you do.
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Zomg, it is page 111..
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Bum bum, bu-dun!
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PWND!
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pretty sure I got the pwnxxor badge... Tim did we get that one yesterday?
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Three. *Throws the holy hand-grenade now that no one's expecting it, and runs*
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So... why was i the only one that the Beast of Caer Bannog (Rabbit) Killed? Its unfair i say!
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Shush.
And go change your armor.
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pretty sure I got the pwnxxor badge... Tim did we get that one yesterday?
Yeah, we kicked the crap outta TehPwnzzor and got the PWNZ Badge. He was pathetically easy, actually.
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More City of Heroes?
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(http://kuvaton.com/bshit/1226094092553.jpg)
1 more day till expension. :'((
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Of course Obama would be a priest.
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Bored.
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NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyh5v_GizaY&feature=related
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I refuse to click the link!
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What link?
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Its only a Muppet...
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Only a Muppet?
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ONLY A MUPPET!!!
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What are you crazy people talking aboooout?!!?
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*shrug*
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Don't shrug at me, mister!
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*Shrugs with all his might*
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*more shrug*
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Argh! *Tosses rock-hard muffins at people!*
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*epic dodge*
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Suprised Rhydin isnt raiding that village with the muppets..
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*coughs* Su-R-prise. *cough*
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Muppet Village? Whaaa?
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Lol. That's right correct Oscar's typos.
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REALLY Crazy? Spell "Swung" for us.
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Y-O-U-R M-O-M
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I win.
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No you don't.
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Thats because the evil monkey always wins.
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I killed the evil monkey.
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Zomg, chris will have no one that points at him any more.
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He wasnt always so evil..
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hey honey, i'm home!
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Oscar do you know what you are?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI5Nhnrr05U
That about right, Zodi? Yeah.. I get it, thanks.
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:evil:
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Hug?
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No silly you aren't a big fat bitch, that would just a be a compliment. You're just a bitch. :)
And if any time you get aggravated with me calling you such just tell me and I'll stop. But keep in mind you'll have to give me something else to call you. Oscar just isn't one of them either.
((and for those of you who think I'm being offensive to Oscar, have no fear, I mean everything in the slightly double edge way that all women are. Ask white feather, she tell you that I say it to him as a jest.))
Oh and
Kattze rules the world. Most days.
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Mee... yow!
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Yeah I am pretty awesome. I wish I put points into charisma irl though.
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Charisma is measured in many different ways.
Like shoes and contraband!
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(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb86/vlad667/FrankFrazetta-DeathtoAll.jpg)
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The epic battle for pie?
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(http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/9213/dustbrowlza1.jpg)
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sleepy
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Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits .... Peanut butter and Jelly tiiiiiiiiime!
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Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!
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Oh my god...I just listened to that the other day. Are you stalking me, Whitefeather?! *Looks around the room*
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*Hides in the closet quickly to avoid getting caught*
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>.>
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<.<
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...I have that feeling like I'm being watched...
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*Burrows deeper in behind the coats...rustle rustle*
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*Lights the closet on fire* Come out of the closet, Aelryn!
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*Is smoked out, and a little singed*
Yipe! You tried to kill me! But I guess I forgive you. There was this evil monkey in there, he was trying to do horrible things.... *Suddenly bolts and dives for the window*
I'm wearing boots of escaping!
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I just wanted you to come out of the closet, Aelryn. That's all. Wasn't trying to kill ya!
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....*Sweatdrop* I see what you did there. That was clever. Mean, but clever. *sniff*
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*lurks*
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*voyeurs* >.>
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No.
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I don't like that word!
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No is indeed an aweful word! How dare you use it Azurite!
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Yeah! JERK!
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*look of anger coupled with disappointment*
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*Gives CrazyJerren a cookie*
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*jumps up and down while devouring the cookie*
SW00T for Cookie p0w3r!
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Zippy! go look.. Jakes pics up!
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I did! Sooo cute! ^.^ I put Ellie pictures up. Go, go! Heh.
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The world is just an empty vessle in which our souls rot, sh'yeah. Now if you mindless scrubs wouldent mind, I need to go attatch bits of old shirts to a black hoodie so I can claim my indipendence from the masses with my fifty identical assosiates. Yeah, we're not freinds.. that wouldent be dark enough.
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*peer*
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I see you!
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Eep! *hides*
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*sneak*
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*Waves to Whitefeather from the sneaky/hide plane! >.>*
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:idea:
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gone.. poof
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It mourns.
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O.o Why does it mourn?
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The feather of white is no more.
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Aww...it's just hidin'!
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I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...
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No you don't.
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Yeah-huh!
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No.
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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You too!
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!!! Someones out there!!!
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Tee hee! Oh, sorry for disappearing last night...my net went down for 2 hours! :(
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Murilo felt his blood congeal in his veins, but he steeled himself and stepped outside the doorway. Instantly Thak, on the other side of the chamber, wheeled, glared, and charged with a thunderous roar. His scarlet hood had fallen back, revealing his black misshapen head; his black hands and red robe were splashed with a brighter red. He was like a crimson and black nightmare as he rushed across the chamber, fangs barred, his bowed legs hurtling his enormous body along at a terrifying gait.
Murilo turned and ran back into the corridor and, quick as he was, the shaggy horror was almost at his heels. Then as the monster rushed past the curtains, from among them catapulted a great form that struck full on the ape-man's shoulders, at the same instant driving the poniard into the brutish back. Thak screamed horribly as the impact knocked him off his feet, and the combatants hit the floor together. Instantly there began a whirl and thrash of limbs, the tearing and rending of a fiendish battle.
(http://www.barbariankeep.com/manape.jpg)
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you need help shade
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No you!
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(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/follow-your-heart.png)
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Lulz. I proclaim the above post full of win, however, sadly.. the one who posted it just lost. Pity.
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*giggles* I agree... but I guess that makes the above poster loose to :P
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Oh, you're good. But I'm better.
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And I'm the best. *nodnod*
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Nah, I am.
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This post would confirm that neither of you are indeed the best. For you are now both second at best. IE, the first loser.
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at least they where close oscer, you on the other hand are just full of fail
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FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY! *GLOMP*
How's the leg mate?
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*envy*
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HOLY SHIT NUMBER ONE POSTER ON THE BOARDS!
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Your welcome!
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Failing? I tend to do that. But again I shall stand, from the ashes I now reign supreme again on this thread! How soon, I wonder, is my glory to fall again?
Alas, such is the way. Still, I take solace in this moment's superiority to all of you; indeed use this time to point and laugh without pause.
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you point and laugh only to notice your zipper is down.....
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Orly?
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You still haven't checked your zipper.
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he also is not wearing any underwear and i dont think thats bubble gum...the man has no shame
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Good thing my attention is on the paper.
Oh, and yes, the next installment (finally) of Black Mask and Pale Rider.
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*squeee* stooooooooooooooory!
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TEASER!!!
She looked to her left and found Pania smiling as she stood beside the elven gunslinger, arm neatly tucked into Shani's. "Um... what're ya doin'?"
"A lady needs an escort, ye know," Pania replied with a grin.
"I'm fine," Shani stated with a nod. "Really, I don't need no escort."
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hate you. :P
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D'yall see that game on the teli-whatsit? Damn tea-tippahs be call'un it.. uh.. futball? But damned fools aint for knowing we dun made that game YEARS ago, an we made it better.
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Hrmm depends.. are you talking about Soccer which some call futball.... or Football? and then theres of course Rugby... Nah didnt watch any of them XD
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Oh, I think he means that Canadian game. Ya know, the one where the first ever was played between McGill in Montreal and Queens in Toronto.
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Aint no wun for caring aboot (Haha, see what I did there? Clever!) ye damned Canucks.
Coase'. Aint loike yer add'n R's where there just isnt any. No idear where them aockers (Is there a real spelling for that word?)get it.
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Do you realize how stupid you made yourself sound?
I've spoke to Flav on the phone. He sounds nothing like that eh?
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Good god, where do you people get these weird assed stereotypes?
Man, read a book sometime.
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Ironic humor is lost on the masses these days, le sigh.
Either way, I'ma winning!
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The ironic part is a two way street, dude.
You also aren't winning, nor ever were.
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Thats a awfully negative thing to say to someone. Though, on some levels, so horribly true.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbaoLUQ8ujE
But then, we all have to lose at time point. Winning wouldent mean anything without it.
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And yer still losin'.
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*swipes the win temporarily*
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Win what?
If you mean this thread I won it like a year ago or so.
Things going on now is just secondary for the losers.
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dont lie
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Pfft. Don't even try. I've won, like, many times over in the past! :twisted:
Like I did just now!
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Hey Tails, look.
Cake!
(http://atkinsfarms.com/store/media/cake-8inch.jpg)
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You know... With the shitty quality of that pic. I would say it's photoshopped too.
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No!
Shhh!
Stop that!
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sorry man but we calls it like we see it, both you and tails are liers...just like mom
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*hands Fry a dictionary*
How 'bout trying that again.
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*snickers*
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dude we have been over this, i am not that smart.
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I'm getting you a dictionary for Christmas.
Use it.
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im holding you to it, here is my address.
Ruben Reyna
Bravo Troop 38th CAV (LRS) (ABN)
Fob SYKES
APO AE 09351
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Got it, now would you like the Oxford English dictionary, which contains the Commonwealth versions of Honour, Neighbour, Colour and so on....
....or the American Oxford which contains the American versions of Honor, Neighbor, Color and so on.
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do you even need to ask? im american i have a painting of a bald eagle clawing its way out of an american flag. nothing screams american more then a bald eagle....sorry i was jokeing about that last bit. the american version would be great because i really dont plan on going to any other countrys any time soon.
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Hey Tails, look.
Cake!
(IMAGE OF A LIE)
There, I've corrected and fixed that 'image', and soared in for another win. :3
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I still have the pics I took at my birthday.
And those aren't photoshopped.
Besides...
Pie? That's just cake with crust.
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Hey fry...
http://www.thecaperadio.com/psa.php
Go there. Look for the one that says Shift Key and You. Then lolz.
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Boo.
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They might want to change 'till to 'til in their tag line if they are going to claim to be enlightening the masses. (Maybe it's a joke I don't get?)
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we have been over this zodiac im not that smart. now if you give me a rifle or gun i can strip it and have it cleaned in no time. i may fail with spelling and grammer but i am a champ when it comes to my job and weapons.
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Spoken like true military personel..
I have heard those exact words many many many times in my life.
and...
Zodie! Im divorcing you to.
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theMannequin, now i have to get you a gift now. let me know if there is something you would like. white we all know zodiac can do better then you anyway.
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Anything outside of long underwear, toques, gloves or a baseboard heater, I got those covered. Though, they would still be appreciated considering that the temp the past couple of days sat at -37 Celsius. That's overnight lows.
Can't wait for summer, when the temp can exceed +32 Celsius.
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ok are you a guy or girl and what is your address. you have no idea how great i am at giving gifts to others.
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Heh
A guy, really.
Box 746
Outlook, SK, Canada
S0L 2N0
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thats a mailing address? wow ok well hmm.... let me think about what to get you then man.
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Yeah, it's a mailing address. The last two sets of three numbers is the Postal Code. The same as American Zip Codes.
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I'm hurt. You do not even know me *pout*.
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We have been over this Zodiac I'm not that smart. Now if you give me a rifle or gun, I can strip it and have it cleaned in no time. I may fail with spelling and grammar but I am a champ when it comes to my job and weapons.
You know I love you fry. See I even fixed your mistakes. LOL
Why are you divorcing me WhiteFeather? Don't you love me? Don't our children mean anything to you? *cries*
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I dunno.. it just seemed the thing to do at the time.. check pm sweetykins.
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I want to get something aswell. ::Pouts.::
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Um, now that you're free, Whitefeather ... what are you doing Saturday night?
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She is not free!
She's mine and always will be. And if I can't have her, no body can.
I'll cut off her head before I share.
<.< Too much Tudors
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zodiac would you be willing to share her with an old friend?
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At last! I feel loved! *basks*
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Hm...*Begins planning conspiracy*
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white i will love you long time if you like
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Fry. I will shoot you in your other leg. She's mine dammit.
*gives White a bouquet of wild flowers*
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Woe is to me, a feral druid doth crit me for over 10k. I do miss mine epeens.
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Epeen.
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et to Brute
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Poor Ceasar :(
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Yes, well. When I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy.
...That was a Shakespeare in the Park production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uVg14tLFZw
If you haven't seen police squad, your doing it wrong.
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If the cops are all here... who's watching their cars?
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This Thread has been quiet for too long. Needs more stimulus. Like this.
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f115/rochester881/20609630_36447b3edb.jpg)
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That's funny but not nearly as funny as Zodi's Epic Win of calling the cops to Wake Flav up. Right Flav?
Read the whole thing on our blog. I promise you'll laugh.
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I mean really.
Who knew.
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Wow, thats really weird. Are you prone to sleepwalking? Or do you possibly have an infestation of phone answering, gurgling, hiccuping goblins in your home?
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I'm never going to live it down.
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Goblins, can't say. Sleepwalking, I've been told I have in the past.
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@theMannequin: you gonna try Champions Online out?
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Probably not. I've been keeping tabs with the discussions. While there's interesting aspects of the game, there's too much I've seen that make the game look flat. DCU Online looks more impressive and I'm staying far, far away from that due to the fact that while the main designer happens to be Jim Lee, the company involved is Sony.
Anyone remember what happened to SWG once Sony took over?
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Anyone remember what happened to SWG once Sony took over?
Don't... make me rant about the good ol' days again, with the player-made towns and the completely player-side economy, and having more than one profession (Instead of "You're this class only and you're going to like it!"). Remind me why they replaced the old crew with the Everquest crew...
Anywho, why bother when there's games out there that need modded? (Fallout and NWN are some games that come to mind) I'll go take my M41A Pulse Rifle and go fight the Deathclaws now, plz k thx.
... And just for posting, I win.
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No, no you don't.
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I'm going to at least give it a try.
I'll let you know if it is any good.
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I'm pretty much gonna stick with one MMO, truthfully. City of Heroes has been a decent game, and is only getting better, especially now with customizable missions. What I don't like is Champions Online has been trying to compare themselves to CoX when in fact they are more like DCU Online. Predictions, no matter the fact that Sony is behind DCU Online, are that DCUO will crush Champions.
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Depends on what you mean by "crush".
If by how many users will be playing each game it wouldn't be farfetched to think that the DC universe will get the most attention.
From a gameplay perspective Champions Online is far better on paper than DCUO.
And Champions Online is more comparable to CoH/V since it's one of the few Hero mmos(the only?) out there and the same company behind it(but at a much higher level).
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Actually, DCU Online is already getting better press and is concentrating on the release much sooner than Champions Online. DCU Online also coined the phrase Action MMO before Champions started using it. In the CoX community, a large number of people in the largest Super/Villain Groups are saying Champions has waffled so much, they don't plan on picking it up.
From day one, Champions compared itself to CoX, when after looking at it, CoX is still far superior. Champions characters look flat at best. I don't know if they wanted to try and grab the four colour feel of a comic book, but it looks terrible.
Champions does have a couple of things in its favour. Right out of the gate, as you build your hero, you build your hero's nemesis. When you enter the world, it is the world. You aren't limited to just one city.
DCU Online is already into closed beta, they have a release date set, the game is set for play on both the PS3 and the PC. Champions hasn't even entered beta yet, and there isn't a sniff of an actual release date (when last I checked).
Having said that, CoX isn't in any trouble to lose members. The game's been around for a long time, and the dev team is dedicated to bringing about new and different things to the plate as the years go on. Champions has a lot to prove. DCU Online does to, but all that has to be said is "You get to team with Superman."
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They announced on day one that Champions Online was supposed to be an "Action MMO", whether or not they phrased it that way I can't recall. But it was explained as such in the FAQ.
Comparing a Hero MMO with another Hero MMO is a matter of course.
Saying that CoH/V is superior is rubbish since the game isn't released yet.
Can't say I like the design either.
Champions Online entered Closed Beta last year in November and the game was said to be released this spring, but wouldn't be surprised if it's later.
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Actually, they originally announced that Champions was to be an MMO to compete directly with CoX. They've changed that since DCU Online came out, but still tilt against CoX.
Champions actually didn't enter beta until last month, now that I read. DCU Online has been in closed beta since before they officially announced the game.
As for ingame stuffs... I'll let you know, I just got my beta test clearance. And please note, never once did I say it was rubbish. I said it was flat. Big difference. Champions does has the look of the old four colour comix of the sixties. Some people like that, some don't.
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A few members of the community entered the Closed Beta in November, but no one was permitted to speak about it(NDA).
I didn't say you said it was rubbish.
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rub·bish
Pronunciation:
\ˈrə-bish, dialect -bij\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Middle English robous
Date:
15th century
1 : useless waste or rejected matter : trash 2 : something that is worthless or nonsensical <few real masterpieces are forgotten and not much rubbish survives — William Bridges-Adams>
— rub·bishy \-bə-shē\ adjective
I like words.
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Worm: 2 a: a human being who is an object of contempt, loathing, or pity : wretch b: something that torments or devours from within
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I like waffles.
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waf⋅fle
1 /ˌwɒfəl/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [wof-uhl]
–noun
1. a batter cake with a pattern of deep indentations on each side, formed by the gridlike design on each of the two hinged parts of the metal appliance (waffle iron) in which the cake is baked.
–adjective
2. Also, waffled. having a gridlike or indented lattice shape or design: a waffle pattern.
Origin:
1735–45; < D wafel
waf⋅fle
2 /ˈwɒfəl/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [wof-uhl]
verb, -fled, -fling, noun Informal.
–verb (used without object)
1. to speak or write equivocally: to waffle on an important issue.
–verb (used with object)
2. to speak or write equivocally about: to waffle a campaign promise.
–noun
3. waffling language.
Origin:
1890–95; orig. dial. (Scots, N England): to wave about, flutter, waver, be hesitant; prob. waff + -le
waf⋅fle
3 /ˈwɒfəl/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [wof-uhl]
–verb (used without object), -fled, -fling. British.
to talk foolishly or without purpose; idle away time talking.
Origin:
1695–1705; orig. dial. (N England); appar. waff to bark, yelp (imit.) + -le
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joc⋅u⋅lar⋅i⋅ty [jok-yuh-lar-i-tee]
–noun, plural -ties.
1. the state or quality of being jocular.
2. jocular speech or behavior.
3. a jocular remark or act.
Origin:
1640–50; jocular + -ity
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az⋅ur⋅ite
/ˈæʒəˌraɪt/ [azh-uh-rahyt]
–noun
1. a blue mineral, a hydrous copper carbonate, Cu3(CO3)2(OH)2: an ore of copper.
2. a gem of moderate value cut from this mineral.
Origin:
1810–20; azure + -ite 1
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zo⋅di⋅ac
/ˈzoʊdiˌæk/ [zoh-dee-ak]
–noun
1. an imaginary belt of the heavens, extending about 8° on each side of the ecliptic, within which are the apparent paths of the sun, moon, and principal planets. It contains twelve constellations and hence twelve divisions called signs of the zodiac. Each division, however, because of the precession of the equinoxes, now contains the constellation west of the one from which it took its name. Compare sign of the zodiac.
2. a circular or elliptical diagram representing this belt, and usually containing pictures of the animals, human figures, etc., that are associated with the constellations and signs.
3. a circuit or round.
Origin:
1350–1400; ME zodiaque < L zōdiacus < Gk zōidiakòs (kýklos) signal (circle), equiv. to zidi(on) animal sign (zô(ion) animal + -idion dim. suffix) + -akos -ac
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cake
/keɪk/ [keyk]
–noun
1. a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with or without shortening, and usually containing flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, eggs, and liquid flavoring.
2. a flat, thin mass of bread, esp. unleavened bread.
3. pancake; griddlecake.
4. a shaped or molded mass of other food: a fish cake.
5. a shaped or compressed mass: a cake of soap; a cake of ice.
6. a lie.
Origin:
1200–50; ME < ON kaka; akin to ME kechel little cake, G Kuchen;
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Sweet! Lotns own dictionary.
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Time now for LotN sing-a-long
Dum-diggity-dum, diggity-diggity-dum dig this
Slicker than the grease from a BBQ Briskit
Got more chunk than a fresh potato salad
You thought you had your answer
But your answer was invalid
Your looking at me crazy cause you think I'm loco
The big black cowboy, with the crazy vocal
Todas las personas gritando arriva
Now you heard it, now I know you a believer
Esta cancion es para toda la gente
Es muy importante a usar su mente
So let go of all your preconcieved notions
Get up on your feet and put your body in motion
Cause back home we love to dance
We could be two-stepin, or ravin' to trance
And when the party is crunk, the girls back it up
We got the systems in the cars and the 20's on the trucks
6 foot four with a cowboy hat
I dont mess around, yo what's up with that
I'm cowboy troy, a texas hick
And I'm rollin with the brothers
Big and Rich
Go cowboy go cowboy go
Go cowboy go cowboy go
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... I think I may have to replace all of Tim's country tunes with j-pop. >.> *fixes her halo*
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I just about to sign into vent.... I saw this post and dropped the headphones.
BTW Thanks TSU for those <3 still much <3 despite my ranting at you. Sad ta see ya go~~
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Eeepc's for the effing win! I just got one and Im so happy with it. I suggest a netbox for everyone I know. Its totally worth it. Now that im done whoring myself to corporate America I think I need to go bathe.
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That would explain the smell.
Did you are least look good in a suit?
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to double post because I can
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/satinfalcon/RandomEncounter.jpg)
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I love the Deck of many things, and I have been in a similar situation with it... just not Texas hold'em
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No one expects the roll of 96 - 99!
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Don't remember the roll it was... but my friend Chris was trapped for a long time...
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The roll of 100 must be for fans in Germany. I hear the Hoff is big in Germany.
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You need more work you know that? Don't you have a story to edit?
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March first, I begin second draft.
Ya know, once my beta readers have the material.
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Don't count on me having it by then. hell it takes two weeks or so for you to get your cards.
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Done yet? :wink:
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I'm beginning to think this post is a prank of some kind. Ah well, I'm off to grab hookers and drinks. peace.
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Who are you going to date?
I'm too far.
Pink's too Danish.
And Kattze is just...too Aussie.
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Talie made a funny.
Anyways.
Zodi made the blog explode with traffic. I rock.
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holy shit I've had this thread for over a week now. I kick ass. ya'll should read my blog.
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To the future or to the past, to a time when thought is free, From the age of uniformity, from the age of solitude, from the age of Big Brother, from the age of doublethink — greetings!
We do not destroy the heretic because he resists us: so long as he resists us we never destroy him. We convert him, we capture his inner mind, we reshape him. We burn all evil and all illusion out of him; we bring him over to our side, not in appearance, but genuinely, heart and soul. We make him one of ourselves before we kill him. we make the brain perfect before we blow it out.
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My brain exploded!
I think its time to destroy you, Dengar!
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DENY
(PRIDE)
I just can't believe
thats Its everything i feared it would be
I can never believe
another word speak to me
I will not be decieved
I lived through worse
Theres nothing you can do to me
I have seen it all
I can't take no more
i was happier
when I didn't know a thing at all
Yet you remain
a tumor in the back of my brain
Yet you complain
That everyone else is to blame
You deny, Everything
Plausable Deniablity
Dosen't mean a god damn thing to me
You Lied, Through your teeth
Word after Word purgury
raping and piliaging whats left of me
You can try, to break me
You could try, to break free
Theres nothing here holding you to me
I am far beyond, anywhere you can reach
I am deep inside, Infesting
You deny, Everything
Plausable Deniablity
Dosen't mean a god damn thing to me
You Lied, Through your teeth
Word after Word purgury
raping and piliaging whats left of me
Here you wil stay
far away a distant memory
I will not forget
the wasted time I will never get back again
I must confess
I will always regret
not letting go
There is no way you could ever change
what you have done
There is no soul in this bottomless hole
where I remain
You deny, Everything
Plausable Deniablity
Dosen't mean a god damn thing to me
You Lied, Through your teeth
Word after Word purgury
raping and piliaging whats left of me
((this is a song by the band I am in WORM)) www.wormband.cjb.net
The Myspace account is linked to the NEWS button.
Hope some of you at least can dig it.
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<3
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I can think a of a few other people I would like to destroy beside someone who has logic and wit.
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Don't forget talent.
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You called?
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:P
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I said talent.
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Why, that's my middle name.
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You told me it was Alberta
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I lied :/
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You bastard! you lied? :? Off with his head
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It was Alberto and I have several middle names!
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You are officially dismissed as my personal handyman.
OFF WITH HIS HEAD
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That would be troublesome. :/
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Y?
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The possibilites as what to do in such a situation are so many that having to choose one would be hard.
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Indeed my good sir, you are most doubtfully correct in your statement, my dear watson.
Of course, now its time for songs and cupcakes.
Happy puppy!
btw
Off with his head!
:)
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just starts humming the tune to Puddle of Mudd's Psycho
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Sad puppy? :roll:
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I can only guess.
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Guess... chess?
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Chess Bess?
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Less Bess than chess.
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The correct answer is...
Cheese
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or fart.
because we all know the fart when said to a simple mind will make them giggle.
Ask a group of 5 years old.
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Sad puppy
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Happy cat?
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Ninja turtle battle?
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Hero turtle battle
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okay that does it! Azurite, you have lost your magic touch.
You arnet even trying... for that, I only have one thing to say....
OFF WITH YOUR HEAD
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-hides the scissors- There be no heads a rollin' here!
'cause the winner says so.
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I am the winner....
You are dead too!
*clears her throat and reaches for the mic*
OFF WITH HIS HEAD, TOO
btw
who uses scissors to chop heads? too messy. I prefer axes, or drive by shooting, if we're on the subject of preferences
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OFF WITH... NOT MY HEAD!
'cause, again, I says so. Why use an axe and a drive-by when one could use a well placed hammer?
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Silly bunny, hammers are for orphans....
Give me, a sharp paper cut any day.
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Hey look! It's MacGuyver with a survival knife and a box of matches! -runs off to steal the win-
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!
I win, cause I'm amazingly talented. Yay me
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Talie... Tails...
I see what's going on here.
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Azurite! you bastard, I thought you aborted us!
I just want to say this one final time! I love that picture you got!
Hottest fake death god ever.
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Why, thank you.
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Anime! go Japan!
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Would better if they stayed imho
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I am going to abrot your head with my axe, Azurite! do not tempt me!
and btw...before I forget....
OFF WITH YOUR HEAD
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Abrot my head? Sounds scary.
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It's like aborting, only more European
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Ah, I see.
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Happy Puppy :P
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They tend to be.
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Denied
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Ah, I knew it! Talie's a bot!
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Who tipped you off? was it Goss? I knew you cant trust a swede.
Once a swede, always a swede.
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Figured it out by myself.
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Lies, lies, and more lies.
It was the spaceman, wasnt it?
Damn them Martians to hell!
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*hides behind a newspaper disgusing his voice* Jimmy the hedgehog did it
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WHO AM I??
I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another
country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous
women.
I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me. My
mother died at an early age from cancer.
Later in life, questions arose over my real name.
My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a legitimate,
reliable birth certificate.
I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely
accepted in my country, but
I practiced nontraditional beliefs & didn't follow Christianity, except in the
public eye under scrutiny.
I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself
as someone who really cared about them.
That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I
embarked on a new career.
I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who read my
memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a
child.
I became active in local politics in my 30's then with help behind the scenes, I
literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40's.
They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything. That
reinforced my conceit.
I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no experience in
leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were
drawn to me as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks.
I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This bolstered my
ego.
At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy. I was
very critical of my country in the last war and seized every opportunity to bash
my country.
But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's
economy. I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better and
every poor person would be fed & housed for free.
I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess. It was the
free market, banks & corporations. I decided to start making citizens hate them
and if they were envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight.
I called mine "A People's Campaign" and that sounded good to all people.
I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path
of politics & was able to gain widespread popular support.
I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope' , together we could change
our country and the world.
So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the
downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted minorities" like the Jews. My
true views were not widely known & I needed to keep them unknown, until after I
became my nation's leader.
I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out what I
really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I
associated with.
I'm glad they didn't. Then I became the most powerful man in the world. And the world learned the truth.
Who am I?
ADOLF HITLER.
WHO WERE YOU THINKING OF?
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You're Adolf Hitler?
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Nah... Dick Cheney
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He's on my top 5 choices of people I'd do after I die...
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That's disturbing really :P :evil:
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It could be worse.
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Don't judge me! :evil:
I'm a sucker for pure evil, so what?
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Like the Evil Monkey on Family guy?
(http://www.timswineblog.com/~ASSETS/IMG/upload/evil-monkey.jpg)
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Ugh, no, he's super gay.
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When is this going to end? Its been going on for years.
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He's been in the closet for years! he needs to be liberated! FREEDOM.
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People have stopped posting... Could it be that Talie actuallty won?
Oh wait...
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Nope
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No one ever wins...
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What she said.
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This has been going for years.
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Bwee hee hee. It'll never eeeennnd!
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Unless it gets Locked for a good reason.
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But then the winner automatically forfeits their victory! Unless the last post is "Locked! Ah ha ha, I win! - Zippy" *Nod*
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But can you be sure that in doing so, you wont lock your sanity away with it?
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Im immune. Insanity does that.
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I still have sanity?
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....maybe?
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Lies!
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None of us have any sanity left, after it all got caught on page 63 when Sakes Locked the thread way back when.
I've started working on a replacement sanity. Its risky though, because if the thread is ever locked again i will be doomed to absolute madness and chaos forevermore.
>.>
<.<
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Uhm... all lies!
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And so I win.
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No.. I win!
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Hate to break it to ya (Actually, I love doing that), but I have, and always will. :3
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Nerds with girly voices can never win.
I, on the other hand, am bi-curious about men paying me 600$, which makes me a winner.
I win.
P.S.
Stories about elves in wild wild west setting? WTF? pwned sounds...dumb
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I see you guys still argue about second place.
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This statement is false.
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This statement is false.
It sure is. -taps badge, proof of his victory in the contest!-
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Azurite dont go messing with a man that can lock topics :P
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You'd have to delete it too. *nod, nods*
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My goo-goo goes gaga for your gi-gi.
Love me.
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i'm ca ca for coo coo puffs!
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Perv...
There's children here!
Banned4Life
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Gs for Ps
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I want to get you pregnant....
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just say no to demon spawn :)
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Vot!? you too?!
You piece of ..... why dont you go write an elven cowboy story nobody gonna read and shut up!
BURN.
I win again.
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i've got better things to do than clog up forum space.
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Make a blog then!
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The fight on the Argus was short and bloody. The stocky sailors, no match for the tall barbarians, were cut down to a man. Elsewhere the battle had taken a peculiar turn. Conan, on the high-pitched poop, was on a level with the pirate's deck. As the steel prow slashed into the Argus, he braced himself and kept his feet under the shock, casting away his bow. A tall corsair, bounding over the rail, was met in midair by the Cimmerian's great sword, which sheared him cleanly through the torso, so that his body fell one way and his legs another. Then, with a burst of fury that left a heap of mangled corpses along the gunwales, Conan was over the rail and on the deck of the Tigress.
In an instant he was the center of a hurricane of stabbing spears and lashing clubs. But he moved in a blinding blur of steel. Spears bent on his armor or swished empty air, and his sword sang its death-song. The fighting-madness of his race was upon him, and with a red mist of unreasoning fury wavering before his blazing eyes, he cleft skulls, smashed breasts, severed limbs, ripped out entrails, and littered the deck like a shambles with a ghastly harvest of brains and blood.
(http://outlanderthemovie.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/conan.jpg)
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Man, that was almost as boring as elves in cowboy boots.
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What about Stewie?
"Every hot girl who can aim a camera thinks she's a photographer.
Oooooooh, you took a black-and-white
picture of a lawn chair
and its shadow and developed it at Save-On.
You must be so brooding and deep."
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Man, that was almost as boring as elves in cowboy boots.
Remind me to not describe Ari's second outfit in that case. >.>
Shiny win!
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if it has rhinestones, you're fired.
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if it has rhinestones, you're fired.
Fired from what? O.o
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The business of life.
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I win.
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Here's your prize...
...oh wait, gimme that back.
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Now, I want you to remember . . .that no bastard ever won a war. . .
. . .by dying for his country.
He won it. . .
. . .by making the other poor dumb
bastard die for his country.
Men. . . all this stuff you've heard about America not wanting to fight. . .
. . .wanting to stay out of the war. . .
. . .is a lot of horse dung.
Americans. . . traditionally love to fight.
All real Americans love the sting of battle.
When you were kids. . .
. . .you all admired the champion marble shooter. . .
. . .the fastest runner, big-league ball players, the toughest boxers.
Americans love a winner. . . and will not tolerate a loser.
Americans play to win all the time.
I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed.
That's why Americans have never lost
and will never lose a war. . .
. . .because the very thought of losing. . . is hateful to Americans.
Now. . . an army is a team.
It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team.
This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap.
The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality. . .
. . .for the Saturday Evening Post...
. . .don't know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating.
Now we have the finest food and equipment. . .
. . .the best spirit. . .
. . .and the best men in the world.
You know. . . by God, I actually pity those poor
bastards we're going up against. By God, I do.
We're not just going to shoot the bastards. . .
. . .we're going to cut out their living guts. . .
. . .and use them to grease the treads of our tanks.
We're going to murder those lousy Hun bastards by the bushel.
Now. . . some of you boys I know are wondering. . .
. . .whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it.
I can assure you. . .
. . .that you will all do your duty.
The Nazis. . . are the enemy.
Wade into them!
Spill their blood!
Shoot them in the belly!
When you put your hand. . . into a bunch of goo . . .that a moment before was your best friend's face. . .
. . .you'll know what to do.
There's another thing I want you to remember.
I don't want to get any messages saying we are "holding our position. "
We're not "holding" anything.
Let the Hun do that.
We're advancing constantly. We're not interested in holding on to anything. . .
. . .except the enemy.
We're going to hold on to him
by the nose and kick him in the ass.
We're going to kick the hell
out of him all the time. . .
. . .and we're going to go through him
like crap through a goose!
Now. . .
. . .there's one thing. . .
. . .that you men will be able to say when you get back home.
And you may thank God for it.
Thirty years from now when you're sitting around your fireside. . .
. . .with your grandson on your knee. . .
. . .and he asks you: "What did you do in the great World War ll?"
You won't have to say: "Well. . . I shovelled shit in Louisiana. "
All right, now, you sons of bitches. . .
. . .you know how I feel.
I will be proud. . .
. . .to lead you wonderful guys
into battle anytime. . .
. . .anywhere.
That's all.
General George S. Patton
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So how long has this been going on for?
Who set it up? Sakes?
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*Unravels historical Scroll and puts on reading Monocle*
On Sunday, January 22, 2006, 11:02 am, the artists and historians gathered to witness Sakes chisel the beginning of the Last post contest into a stone tablet.
(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/67/l_17cc9c23365e45359dd52cc3961f6150.jpg)
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I won this thing ages ago.
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I wish the word association thread worked by the same rules. If that were the case, i'd have won it back in july >.>
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Oh really? (http://lotn.info/forum/viewtopic.php?p=41115#41115)
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*Win*
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This thread just won't die! *Smacks at it*
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*The Thread moans horribly, and shambles onward, calling out "Braaiiinnns ... Braaaiiiinnns ..." *
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Oh jeez.
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*Pulls out baseball bat*
*Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack *
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Let's not forget the importance of the double tap.
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-sigh- It is alive again? I'll go get my Zombie Survival Guide again... -proceeds to smack this thread with said book-
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My god. What have I done?
WHAT HAS SCIENCE CREATED!? WHAT TYPE OF PETTY HATEFUL GOD WOULD ALLOW SUCH THINGS AS THIS TO BE!?
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You
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And four years later, it's still going.
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And i won.
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Yay, Joc! You won! ...Oh wait... sorry!
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(http://i.imgur.com/ebJ4n.jpg)
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(http://i350.photobucket.com/albums/q432/dmadcat/gillard.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzToNo7A-94&feature=related
Don't you wish your office had a linebacker?
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that was awesome
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Nope.
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never ending
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*bump*
Alk :o
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YOU! :P
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Haven't you people got better things to do with your time? I hear there's monsters that need slaying down south of Neverwinter.
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*looks around holding a bloody sword* Not anymore.
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(http://i.imgur.com/6jTF0.jpg)
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(http://i.imgur.com/wbLTH.jpg)
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I agree with this post! ^^^
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I still need to finish season 2
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(http://i.imgur.com/IZbXx.gif)
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(http://paizo.com/image/avatar/Pathfinder1_02b.jpg)
Poog!
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Don't know this Poog.
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blah
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That can't right.
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So I reckon that Azurite won, huh? ;)
Oh, wait....
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BOO!
Had a recediv...... http://www.nwnravenloft.com/
Installed al the game today... is it possible to play LOTN still eh?
A happy new one to al of you and more to those poor ones who remeber me..
Alk the Badass DemonSlayer :-*
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BOO!
Had a recediv...... http://www.nwnravenloft.com/
Installed al the game today... is it possible to play LOTN still eh?
A happy new one to al of you and more to those poor ones who remeber me..
Alk the Badass DemonSlayer :-*
LotN is still up, though quieter in the last few years. If you ever need the IP, you should see it posted over here: http://lotn.info/index.php/topic,3235.msg44976.html#new
As of writing this, the IP for the server is at 80.217.64.244:5121 and is hosted by Darkzealot. You do need CEP 2.3 or later to be able to connect, which Ravenloft seems to use already. Nothing else is needed.
See you on the server!
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Heya and welcome back, man! I am the mysterious, almost Legendary Darkzealot. And I do recall your player name, if not the characters. :3 And.. What Tailsie said. Ip addresses and stuff. Got any questions, don't hesitate to ask.
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Is this where I post?
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Is this where I post?
Not if I'm winning. :3
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I honestly don't think you are winning, Tailsie.
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I honestly don't think you are winning, Tailsie.
We'll see about that!
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Very well.
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Very well.
Nuh uh!
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Not.. well?
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Oh dear. I see where things are going.
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I bet I can stand on my hands and juggle with my feet!
Ow.
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You're just not letting this go, are you? Bring it on! -shakes fist-
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Look what I can do
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That's easy. But can you do it in hulk green?
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is there anybody outthere? HoHo
Yahoohooo / Kurtz
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I'm here!
(http://i.imgur.com/gLJHNDbl.jpg) (http://imgur.com/gLJHNDb)
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looks like a lv 2 paladin.... Canfood..
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Hulk green? Why would I do a rhing like that.
[/s][/u][/i][/b]
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Shouldn't you people be off storming the castle, or something?
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Shouldn't you people be off storming the castle, or something?
I remember doing that back in 2001. Some castle about wolves and steins, though... I'd have to get back to that.
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Nyet!
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Nope I win.
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wait. you. I remember you.
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I am just going to steal the victory, right here.
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Nope
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Oh, boo! No one's taking victory here 'cept me!
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Damnit tails, I'll share the spoils.
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I only share with people who are willing to submit under my rule. And Sakes.
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-Ninja's the win-
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Surely not for long!
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Muahahaha
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tsk tsk.
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So close!
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So close!
And yet so far.
(http://i.imgur.com/MNgG335l.png) (http://imgur.com/MNgG335)
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Has anyone seen my ranger?
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No, but maybe Daylight Savings ate him.
Remember to adjust your forum time display if you hadn't already!
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Oh look, it's a thing.
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And still no closer to a win.
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meow meow meow mix
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meow meow meow mix
Please deliver!
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Zubuum!
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Hey Goss. I remember you... and what you did last summer.
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#Winning
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<.< I shall claim this victory, in the name of Sweden!
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Still....
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...not...
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I don't know why you guys play this game. Nobody's going to win! (Except me, hah! Take that!)
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If you lock this topic, the people will riot! :P
(Also, I win.)
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Butts.
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Okay. Fine. I concede.
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nooo waaay
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The glory of this win will be given to me.
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the win will go to sweden anyway...;=)
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Is this old lady still up? and hi Alkmaar been a few years since we ran outhere together :) If it is still up i search for my old cd´s and get nostalgic again :)
Might even take Buppi out for a walk again then :)
Started my Epic nwn Life here once when it was called magic bubble
Skalden
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Hey Skalden.
The server is absolutely still up, hosted by yours truly.
Although the population is rather small, if you have people you can get together with and run a party, the place is as it's always been. Just don't expect many random encounters of wild Danes or Rhydins or anything. :3
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Well those i played with when i started out here has faded away in the shadows im afraid if not Alkmaar is in here now and then. I will reinstall the game once ive located the cd´s :) a run now and then to get back the old feeling will be great.
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what is the latest i need to get connected? ip etc and is it cep 2.3?
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what is the latest i need to get connected? ip etc and is it cep 2.3?
The server still runs with CEP 2.3, but you *can* use a newer version like 2.61 to play on LotN. Here's a link where you can still get 2.3, though: http://neverwintervault.org/project/nwn1/hakpak/combined/cep-23-cep-24 (download cep_23_full_c.7z)
The IP entry we use is: nwn.lotn.info
I can try to be on the server if you need anyone to play with. I've been off the server for the last several months, but send me a message (By PM, Skype, or Steam), and I'll be around if I can! :)
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Hmm do i need to direct conect some other way then through the game itself, doesnt fint the ip bellow when i tried?
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And thanks for the aid to play with me, who knows i might be hooked up with this game again. if so i send a tell
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Hmm do i need to direct conect some other way then through the game itself, doesnt fint the ip bellow when i tried?
The 'IP' causes a redirect, which the game client should be able to handle automatically. Since the IP to the server could change, due to outages and what not, it's usually easier to connect using the previously stated 'IP'. I did notice some slowness on the game client connecting to the server, but not after it successfully connects. Let it try to connect until it times out.
If that's not working, try to connect to 83.251.78.79:5121
And thanks for the aid to play with me, who knows i might be hooked up with this game again. if so i send a tell
Sure thing! Might take me at most 10 minutes to get a notification through a private message on the forums or e-mail, so it might be faster and easier on Skype and Steam. Check "The Social Network" part of the forums if you're interested.
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I just wanted to pop by and say that it's been 10 years since I originally created this thread.
Well, 10 years and 2 days, just about. I forgot to post this on Friday.
In any case, I was going declare a winner since it's been 10 years, but nah. It just doesn't feel right.
So here's to 10 more?
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Yaay! =D
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*bumP*
Tjong..My windows 10 crashed so i am back to vista.... Nice to hear that Skalden is alive. Do send me a mail Skalden if you installed nwn.. And i try (again) to get Gorgonen and DominatingDog to reinstall...it is after al a swede server ;=)
Try rto reinstall tomorrow.. easyest way to get CEP?
cheers alkis
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This is without a doubt the longest troll I've ever seen on all my time here in InternetLand
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*bumP*
Tjong..My windows 10 crashed so i am back to vista.... Nice to hear that Skalden is alive. Do send me a mail Skalden if you installed nwn.. And i try (again) to get Gorgonen and DominatingDog to reinstall...it is after al a swede server ;=)
Try rto reinstall tomorrow.. easyest way to get CEP?
cheers alkis
http://neverwintervault.org/project/nwn1/hakpak/combined/cep-23-cep-24 (download cep_23_full_c.7z)
If you need any technical help, I can try to help out.
In any case, I was going declare a winner since it's been 10 years, but nah. It just doesn't feel right.
Psh, you know I had totally won this. ;)
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Howdy all, i got it installed now and even took old Buppi out for a walk for a few minutes :) same days back.Man wonder how many hours i spent on this game
I be interested to spend some time here again if people shows up. maybe could set a date forward to populate this old World for a day :)
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Thats it..! Time to install again (again)..send me a mail skalden..i have the same mail adress as i think you have ;=)
but i am working night al week and on saturaday its playday with gorgonen and domdog.. but boardgame Eclips starwars... we still meet and play ..2 of us started with ADD in -86..do not guess our age !!
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Here again.. Alone in the Dark,,,,
tryed to loggon.. think i have done correctly... the game is running but i cound find the game on direct connect..
tryed; nwn.lotn.info
and : 83.251.78.79:5121
did i misses something or is it just down?
cheers from work.. Get it up and running so i can play during work!!
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Here again.. Alone in the Dark,,,,
tryed to loggon.. think i have done correctly... the game is running but i cound find the game on direct connect..
tryed; nwn.lotn.info
and : 83.251.78.79:5121
did i misses something or is it just down?
cheers from work.. Get it up and running so i can play during work!!
The IP sure hasn't changed from that, and I'm still able to connect. There is a little delay while connecting, so give it... 10, 15 seconds at most?
I'd check to make sure the firewall and antivirus aren't blocking the game as well, since that's one of the more common culprits.
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tjong!!
I am In! Btw ,,seems like i have 1 account with alkmaar and 1 with alkmaartrott.. i logged in today and found my very very old pcs still laying around.. alas i have some new in alkmaartrott map.( 3 i thing) Can I get al set into the alkmaar map? plz? Thx in advance ..;=)
Alk
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tjong!!
I am In! Btw ,,seems like i have 1 account with alkmaar and 1 with alkmaartrott.. i logged in today and found my very very old pcs still laying around.. alas i have some new in alkmaartrott map.( 3 i thing) Can I get al set into the alkmaar map? plz? Thx in advance ..;=)
Alk
There was a bit of an issue some time ago and some 'deleted' characters were undeleted. Thankfully, there wasn't any other issue with that. What do you need done and to which?
EDIT: Sorry I missed ya on the server. Was handling the usual chores around the home. :P I'm still on if you want to play.
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While you were all busy using this thread as a chatroom, I have inserted the last word and won. Yay me!
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tjong!!
I am In! Btw ,,seems like i have 1 account with alkmaar and 1 with alkmaartrott.. i logged in today and found my very very old pcs still laying around.. alas i have some new in alkmaartrott map.( 3 i thing) Can I get al set into the alkmaar map? plz? Thx in advance ..;=)
Alk
I moved all characters in Alkmaartrott into Alkmaar. Let me know if that was in error.
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Perfect! Now i got an ARMY!/ Alk
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tried just now and im in aswell, pretty rure i made the server sick though so it headed for bed :P probably goes up again soon
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*bump* just because i can... 8)
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Did somebody say "bump"? :P
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Noooooooooooooooooo way!
yes way! 8)
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Dude! 8)
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....just becasue i can even moore ... ???
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One does not simply moore into Mordor. :P
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.. nooo moore....
still at work.... why are the rom gone?!
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hello :)
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still at work.... why are the rom gone?!
Because Skalden there drank it all. ;)
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O-O :o ::) *hick*
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Proof right there! :D
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Take it al! give nothing back! ayayyayyayyyaa
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...sound of one hand clapping.... ???
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...sound of two hands clapping...
(What happened to the server, anyway?)
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Server should be up and running. Still having issues connecting?
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No, sir. It looks fully operational again. Good work, and thanks. :)
(Also, I win!)
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It looks like y'alls server is down. I guess that means we can close this thread (and crown me the winner).
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Nice try. The server goes on, and so does this thread. :o
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nice try.... 8)
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Yes. Yes, it was. 8)
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Hello hows things going?
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Oh, you know, still winning. You? :)
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Still winning ;=)
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*cough* i Think i misplaced my direct connect typing paper so i cant log in, accidently removed the typing i had for direct connect, and i cant find it here so "HELP" :'(
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82.251.85.107
if its the same... cheers skalden...i be in touch hopefully soon....
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Hmm tried it didnt work might be down when i tried, try again tomorrow
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Didnt work to day eather i am afraid
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It's working for me at 83.251.85.107:5121 . I hope the IP number stops drifting around, though; inconstant IPs could be costing the server players. It's why my Iscander review for LotN no longer exists, too. ???
(Also, I win.)
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Works for me to now thanks for the aid, sorry i forgot to put it up here after i retried it
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Excellent! Alkmaar was online yesterday too, but he was saying goodbye before I even knew that he was there. ???
Alkmaar! Come back!
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i am here..!
tryed to logg in again cheers
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Coolness! I am here too! 8)
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meep
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meep
Now there's an admin I don't recognize! Where have you been for the past five years? :o
(Also, I found your old Name the Game topic, and it's too good for me to pass up, so I got to practice my necromancy skills. :P )
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Turbo lurking like a pro :D
Nice, I'd completely forgotten that game.
I can't believe you all have kept lotn going this long. Props. Bubbleteers unite! ;)
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Darn lurkers trying to steal all my thunder! MINE!
As a side note, I must be missing everyone whenever I check to see if people are online. What times are you guys usually on at?
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I just lurk, I don't actually "log on" as such. Think it's been a good 8 years since I actually had NWN installed :o :P
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Hello everyone tried to log on a few min ago but it looks like its offline changed adress or just bad luck from my part?
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The IP should be 83.251.64.144, as stated in the server status and module update thread in the player's corner.
The server should be up, I see no issues with it.
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Thanks got in :)
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bump if new IP adress plz tell ..cheers alk
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The IP should be 84.217.206.126 now. Port 5121 as usual.
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SRY Wids didnt manage to log on tonight...
the IP address didnt work,, cheers
Alksssss
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Hello Alkmaar. Currently I am living at a friend's house, and thus the IP is different. Currently it is 78.71.30.95. It'll change one more time in the beginning of August when I move my computer back, and hopefully after that it can stay the same for a long time.
I update the Server Status and Module Updates topic in the players corner (http://lotn.info/index.php/topic,3235.300.html) whenever the server has gone through any kind of change in IP or it is down.
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okies I try now.... cheers
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bumped .. got in...
alk
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made a short test aswell and got in :)
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didnt get in .. nightwork and playtime ;=)
alk
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i am still winning i guess hm...
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Let's remedy that
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Jolly Roger!
cheers from work and a happy grey beard to you al!
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Ho ho how things going?
im back working odd times so i might pop again now and then :)
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alas i do not play at Swedish nights anumore i do still pop up now annd then..
cheers
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Got vacation now so if i find the game i be out there again :)
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Man, I remember back in the day when this place was called the Magic Bubble and Perif was the head DM. It'd be a real shame if I'm the last post.
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It would be indeed. Sadly the server is very inactive.
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Gosh im back :) though couldnt log in gues my direct connect numbers are out of date
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Hey Skalden, hey guys,
Hope everyone is doing well. I still swing by like once a year when I'm feeling nostalgic for the good old days. Mainly I just want to know how everyone is leading their lives, and what you're doing these days, so let me share mine. I've got 2 kids, 3yrs and 7mths, I'm lacking sleep and I'm mostly restricted to 10 minute sessions of casual gaming on my phone (Marvel Contest of Champions, Mobile Legends). I touch my gaming PC maybe once every 2 weeks, mainly to keep up with the windows and antivirus updates. I'm hunkering down and working from home for most of this year, but lucky for me the COVID19 situation was mostly kept under control here in Singapore, so occasional trips to the mall and supermarkets are ok. Miss travelling.
Take care guys, and game on!
Tempestblue
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Hey TempestBlue. Welcome back
I lead my life.. uhm.. Let's hope steadily upward from here. Suffered a burnout and have been recovering. I am currently studying chemistry, and then on toward some manner of lab work. No kids or significant other, but I can definitely feel the lessened game time as one has to be more and more of an adult. I still find some time to play games but not as in love with the games we used to play. Staying out of people's way during this Covid19 situation, Sweden didn't enforce any real curfews or anything and it meant for a while there was a lot of places you risked getting sick.
Nice to hear from ya :3
/Dark
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Man, I remember back in the day when this place was called the Magic Bubble and Perif was the head DM. It'd be a real shame if I'm the last post.
Vaguely remember the end of the TMB era and your name, though sadly (mis)spent time on other servers before discovering TMB.
Yeah... still amazes me this is still going.
Last post!
(Bubbleteers unite?)
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I sadly arrived right after the Magic Bubble transition as a lil 12 year old.
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Hey all :D
I was just thinking about this game and wondered what ever happened to The Magic Bubble. Luckily the wiki page could help my brain recover information.
The last time I tried to install and log into NwN, I didn't get it to work due to those patches needed to improve options etc so I gave up since I just wanted to have a look at the game for old times sake but didn't really want all the hassle.
Anywho...
My gaming days aren't exactly over but have shifted to mobile gaming more or less. I play Pokemon Go and Jurrasic World Alive these days, am married and have two boys to manage so not enough time to do everything. I have however, recently do a 360 and started to learn about and play Dungeons and Dragons! You can't keep the Forgotten Realms forgotten forever I suppose ;)
Well, not sure if the server is still running, but perhaps one day I will try to recover my account and log in. Sadly don't even remember all the characters I played.
Take care in this covid era
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Holy balls. This place feels like a lifetime ago - glad to see the forums still up, though! I truly hope everyone is doing well.
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Hey you two. Not checked in with the forums in a while!
Yeah the server stopped being hosted on the old Neverwinter Nights game when the Neverwinter Nights Extended Edition was released on steam. So if you ever wanted to play it sadly must be via that game.
:3 Good memories of you guys. I hope you've been staying safe in these strange times.
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Hey fellas. I saw they have a NWN Enhanced Edition on the PS4... and then I ended up here.
It's nice that this forum is still up. Lot of memories from this place and an amazing group of people too.
(my psn is Ragnar_FL )
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Hello! It has been a long while. The server is still up even if it's a bit quiet, but we definitely do play. You can find us more actively on the Discord server over here if you ever want to swing by! https://lotn.info/index.php/topic,4253.0.html
Sadly I don't have a Playstation beyond the PS3, but you can definitely find me on Discord and Steam.
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creeks open the door
Been a while.
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It sure has! How have you been? <.< Sorry for the long response time, not keeping a close eye on things.
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Well... Hello there!
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"Warning: this topic has not been posted in for at least 120 days.
Unless you're sure you want to reply, please consider starting a new topic."
You do not understand how this works, Forum.
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Behold, a response on the 20th anniversary of NWN! Greetings, lifeforms!
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Tails did it
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Tails did it
Every single time, it was me! No regrets.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WItUrnffiFY/sddefault.jpg)