Quotes! Get your quotes!

[shadowangel]

Bring all your hilarious, serious, etc quotes here. For a start a little talk i had recently.


"Mobius 118 says:
One must rise to the occasion, however...
Mobius 118 says:
For the endgame is long and hard.
Mobius 118 says:
Many tubes are explored.
Mobius 118 says:
Probed for their secrets...
James: -Asplodes- You! CAKE OR DEATH!? says:
I'm finding it hard to figure out whether your still talking about the protagonist getting raped still, or about a level."

[Zodiac]

Sakes says:
*Valas' voice can be rather intimidating when he wants it to be... Hmm.
*Think batman but less gravely
Fangirl Zodi says:
*Batman from the cartoon
Sakes says:
*Yea
Fangirl Zodi says:
*Doesn't sound like he smoked a pack before speaking.
Sakes says:
*Hah yea
*Valas is pretty much batman, really.  When you get right down to it.
Fangirl Zodi says:
*Batman without the batmobile, batarang, batclaw batpod and flying cape.
Sakes says:
*Or the whole fighting criminal things
*Other then that though....
Fangirl Zodi says:
*lol
Sakes says:
*Fights barehanded, uses stealth and intimidation
Fangirl Zodi says:
*So he's bruce wayne
Sakes says:
*Although Batman never kills, Valas simply perfers not to so theres that.
Fangirl Zodi says:
*He might have a chore there.
Sakes says:
*?
Fangirl Zodi says:
*Thradra.
*Then again he may have no choice but to kill.
*For the most part, if it can be avoided, we'll consider them incapacitated.
Sakes says:
*Yea, well...
*He can punch through a brick wall, sometimes shit happens
*He just won't kill in cold blood, combat is different
Fangirl Zodi says:
*He's bruce wayne lee.

[Zodiac]

Sakes sent me this this morning. All is well in the world.

[Miranda LeGris]

*delurks* What has Miranda been playing lately?  ERrrm...Farmtown on Facebook.  

Miranda played by Farmer Johnson

Farmer Johnson: Do you see me?
April: well hello...OMFG'sh what insanity...this sucks tonight!!!LOL
Farmer Johnson: It does.  Do you see me now?
April: yes first person in 2 hours I'M NOT ALONE ANYMORE lol
Farmer Johnson: Sweet!!
Farmer Johnson: You can hire me now!
Farmer Johnson: lol
Farmer Johnson: It's a bad glitch
April: come out from the turkeys * LMAO
Farmer Johnson: I'm right over here by the lone patch of cabbage
Farmer Johnson: LMAO that's a pig
Farmer Johnson: so you can't really see me?
April: i see the turles feathers in your nose!!!
Farmer Johnson: That's a cow!
April: i cant click on ya come over here! cant reply to your notes eighther sorry bout that
Farmer Johnson: I'm right by the fence
April: cows at barn doors holy * this is screwed up tonight...ROTFLMAO crazy
Farmer Johnson: Here now I'm in the grassy area in fron of the house
April: ya with a turkey and horses *(ass) in ur face!
Farmer Johnson: lol
Farmer Johnson: LMAO
Farmer Johnson: Screen shot!!!
April: No ur not  lol let me refresh with play button
April: i just made the turkey who was a chicken wander!!!
Farmer Johnson: LMAO
Farmer Johnson: Did it wander off my face?
April: AHHH just want this harvested gonna refresh hang on
Farmer Johnson: okay
April: yes bet ur lips smell funny now!!!
Farmer Johnson: LOL

[Tails1879_]

Since this thread still exists, I'll just pend another submission to this wall

Scene: Tails and three friends (T-Viper, cornholio, swatgod) playing Left 4 Dead 2, The Parish campaign.

T-Viper: (Attempts to play hidden track on jukebox, but no avail after 12 tries)
Tails: "Let me do it!"
T-Viper: "I swear to God, Tails, if you get it on the second try again, I am going to kill you."
Tails: (Attempts it twice, perfectly. The track plays.)
Jukebox: "This was a triumph~"
T-Viper: (Shouts in rage and chases Tails with a machete)
Tails: (Screams in terror for his life and runs in circles around the cafe)

[Jocularity]

Lynch me for forum necromancy, but i had to share this one. A classic, but it still cracked me up.

DM: You find a scroll of explosive runes.
Wizard: I look it over and add it to my spellbook.
DM: Wizard dies.

[Goliad11]

Happened to me in a coffee shop while getting coffee with my Irish buddy Steven, veteran of the Irish Army, deployed to the Congo with the UN while he was in. He exhibits typical Irish insanity. My family has some Irish, mostly other things, but he ignores them. I'm Irish to him.

I get my coffee and am walking towards the door to wait outside.
My ass gets grabbed by a slightly feminine gay dude. Like full on, painful squeeze.
I'm shocked and speechless.
Steven sees and proceeds to say: "Hey, man, don't waste your time! He's saving his arse for his future cell mate!"

Gay man to me: "Oh my god, youre to jail?!"

Steven: "Not yet, but he's Irish. Give him a few years!"

[shadowangel]

So. Recent chat with tails, talking about alien swarm.

"James: -Asplodes- You! CAKE OR DEATH!? says (2:32 PM):
 *Twitch* HATE. When i get hit. And my camera FREAKS OUT
 Like
Tails the Rogue   says (2:32 PM):
 Yeah.
James: -Asplodes- You! CAKE OR DEATH!? says (2:32 PM):
 It goes EVERYWHERE
James: -Asplodes- You! CAKE OR DEATH!? says (2:33 PM):
 Like rayne, on a tuesday
 WINK.
Tails the Rogue   says (2:33 PM):
 Think how I feel. I'm on a 2.4 GHz single core processor.
 >.>
James: -Asplodes- You! CAKE OR DEATH!? says (2:33 PM):
 Cumshot tuesdays?
Tails the Rogue   says (2:33 PM):
 No. This computer's limp when it comes to the new games.
James: -Asplodes- You! CAKE OR DEATH!? says (2:33 PM):
 xD
Tails the Rogue   says (2:34 PM):
 That'll change in two weeks. I'll have a new girlfrie--... Computer. >.>
James: -Asplodes- You! CAKE OR DEATH!? says (2:34 PM):
 ...*Snrk*"