Author Topic: Character Endorsed Products (Read 5206 times)

Sakes · « **on:** August 28, 2009, 04:18:00 PM »

In todays world advertising is everywhere, and if heroes did exist its easy to see them endorsing products. (After all, the real life 'heroes' in sports and celebrity do.)

If your character existed in modern day real life, what real or imagined products do you think they would endorse?

I'll start with a few of my own:

Volfen's Demolitions: We Blow Shit Up (Occasionally on purpose)

Valas' "I am having difficulty believing this is not butter"

Rafferty's hair dye for men

NWoutcast · « **Reply #1 on:** August 28, 2009, 06:42:43 PM »

This is Gabriel for Extenze!

Lucian Wilkinson in Pulp Fiction.

shadowangel · « **Reply #2 on:** August 29, 2009, 05:45:03 AM »

Lightos hair ties! "I could strangle ari with just one!"

Whitefeather50 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 10, 2009, 07:45:49 PM »

Khyarhas Meow mix... (Its trailmix elfish yumminess instead of catood)

Pathseeker · « **Reply #4 on:** September 11, 2009, 07:25:46 AM »

Khûrrqan being here saying try *holds up a Hooked on Phonics book and dvd set*

Them trying.. making talk much good *grins*

fealhach2008 · « **Reply #5 on:** September 11, 2009, 08:03:41 AM »

Dis is Tasharwa here tellin' you to buy der Fighmaster Extweme Pwofessional! Wuggedized an' designed to militawy specifications it won't bweake eefen iff ya do dis...!

*Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! Snap!*

Godsdammit! It musta been bwoke alweady! Anyway, buy one now iff ya don't want an axe buwwied in ya head!

TertTheSwift · « **Reply #6 on:** September 11, 2009, 03:06:29 PM »

Hey you...! This is Jan Dane here, and if you don't buy craftsman brand woodcutting axes... then f*** you.

Valraenar · « **Reply #7 on:** September 11, 2009, 06:43:41 PM »

Holy Halls throat lozenges
Flynn Aelfric "Even in the bitter chill air of the north, a knight must maintain his loud projecting voice with which to rebuke evil."

Strangelander · « **Reply #8 on:** September 11, 2009, 10:48:05 PM »

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fealhach2008 · « **Reply #9 on:** September 12, 2009, 05:20:57 PM »

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