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« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2006, 09:48:57 AM »
not if i get to you first good buddy! *still grinning evily* nah, i couldnt kill ya, b/c then i wouldnt have anyone around to keep me going into insanity as easily as you can!  :D
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« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2006, 09:49:56 AM »
I will corrupt the youth of America, one little preacher son at a time.  :twisted:

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« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2006, 09:52:06 AM »
what can i say, im easily taken by the things i enjoy most
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« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2006, 11:38:02 PM »
Quote from: "Shade6.7"
1. Chuck Norrisí tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
5. Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If youíre still alive, itís because Chuck Norris loves you.
6. Chuck Norris isnít hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
7. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you canít see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
8. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his motherís womb.
9. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
10. Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.
11. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
12. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
13. Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people
14. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
15. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
16. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
17. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
18. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
19.When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesnít get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.
20. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
21. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
22. When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.



- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there is no sign of life there.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
- To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
- Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live
- A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
- Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2006, 12:54:46 AM »
So what is it that we are supposed to win by posting here?
"Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be." -- Abraham Lincoln

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« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2006, 01:22:48 AM »
i dont think anyone knows.

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« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2006, 02:37:52 AM »
A night of hot passionate sex with Sakes
To love the one who loves you, To admire the one who admires you, In a word, to be the idol of one's idol, Is exceeding the limit of human joy; It is stealing fire from heaven.

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« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2006, 03:11:45 AM »
Thats why you actually post on this one Cale!  KNEW IT!
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« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2006, 03:23:02 AM »
We all did  :twisted:

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« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2006, 04:23:15 AM »
AH MAN! now i have to win!
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« Reply #25 on: January 24, 2006, 04:45:16 AM »
I KNEW IT, I JUST KNEW IT. If i find you near me when im sleeping now, youll lose valuables.   :shock:

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« Reply #26 on: January 24, 2006, 04:58:54 AM »
oh shut up you know you would love to have a chance with me Outcast. :D
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« Reply #27 on: January 24, 2006, 06:24:40 AM »
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« Reply #28 on: January 24, 2006, 06:36:49 AM »
Not even, torin is were its at.  :D

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« Reply #29 on: January 24, 2006, 07:02:45 AM »
arent my bitches great *points to OCC and Outcast*

 

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