Author Topic: Last Post Contest (Read 666380 times)

Sakes · « **on:** January 22, 2006, 01:02:00 AM »

The last person to respond to this thread wins.

OCC812 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 22, 2006, 01:03:50 AM »

only the last person to resond, come is that fair, *pouts*. it should be the first *smiles*

NWoutcast · « **Reply #2 on:** January 22, 2006, 02:14:36 AM »

AGAIN

OCC812 · « **Reply #3 on:** January 22, 2006, 04:01:23 AM »

of course again what are you thinking man! did you expect anythinig less from Sakes. you should know this by now outcast.

wynter_feline · « **Reply #4 on:** January 22, 2006, 06:11:42 AM »

This thread is becoming annoying.

Chyelle · « **Reply #5 on:** January 22, 2006, 06:51:24 AM »

becoming?

cale frost · « **Reply #6 on:** January 22, 2006, 07:11:58 AM »

Aye, think it is past the becoming stage

Darkzealot · « **Reply #7 on:** January 22, 2006, 10:45:27 AM »

Meh, all you need to do is to think of it as a little cute bunny with large eyes, everytime someone pets it, it wont be slaughtered in a inhuman way. :twisted:

Shade6.7 · « **Reply #8 on:** January 22, 2006, 02:01:39 PM »

1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
5. Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Chuck Norris loves you.
6. Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
7. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
8. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
9. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
10. Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.
11. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
12. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
13. Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people
14. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
15. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
16. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
17. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
18. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
19.When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.
20. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
21. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
22. When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.

Sharen Colt · « **Reply #9 on:** January 22, 2006, 06:00:48 PM »

Jet Li > Chuck Norris

Zodiac · « **Reply #10 on:** January 22, 2006, 11:41:07 PM »

ok lemme put it this way sakes lied! this thread will never close and we won't anything...we are all just suckers to his evil plot to make us addicted to this thread... i will still post because i'm a sucker just like everyone else

OCC812 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 23, 2006, 12:11:47 AM »

bow befote the subliminal power of Sakes! *bows*

NWoutcast · « **Reply #12 on:** January 23, 2006, 09:38:20 AM »

i bow for no one *looks around for Cos* and i mean NO ONE!

OCC812 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 23, 2006, 09:40:48 AM »

uh huh, and what was that you had on msn, i believe it was Cosmic's Young Apprentice. *gives a evil grin* :twisted: its hard to hide stuff from your room mate buddy. *evil laughter and rubbing of hands together*

NWoutcast · « **Reply #14 on:** January 23, 2006, 09:42:36 AM »

If i wake up and you doing anything at all, anywhere near me. Ill just have to kill you. :twisted: