ADVENTURERS THREATEN UNIONIZATION OVER UNFAIR TREATMENT
Today a group of adventurers threatened unionization over what they claimed was unfair treatment. Citing numerous health and safety violations and lack of sufficient pay. "I just finished clearing out a basement of a rat population and saw a bag. First off, the bag was locked. Don't ask me how, but it was. So I tried bashing the lock but my strength was low and I was using a club so there was only a 1 in 6 chance of doing any damage to it at all! Then when I finally broke it open and went to loot it, there was an acid trap! I burned off half my face and nearly died. When I came to it had an coconut inside I had to spent 100 gold to identify!"
Adventurers also cited the hazards and low pay of courier jobs. "I had to deliver a box that weighs 50 lbs to some halfling, and no one had any idea where he lived! I figured it wasn't worth it but when I tried to drop the box I couldn't! I spent a month having to lug this thing around and when I finally found him, you know what I got? 120 gold! I could have killed some badgers!" Another had this to say "People think it's all slaying dragons and saving the realms from your evil twin after you recover from your amnesia, but the fact is very few adventurers live that life. Most of us struggle to make ends meet!"
The Neverwinter council had planned to meet the adventurers to discuss their grievances however they were all killed by a giant crab on the way to the city.